KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Manning Face 3.0

I’m not going to sit here and make fun of an innocent cherub’s goofy face. It would be immature and needlessly cruel. Besides, we make fun of poor Elisha enough as it is. As for the kid he’s holding? I will never believe that Peyton isn’t her real father. In other news… -Somebody in San Diego accidentally figured out how to make fireworks 500 times more enjoyable by compressing a drawn out 18 minute display in roughly 15 seconds. Everyone thought that this was pretty cool, except for Philip Rivers, who was sure it was finally rapture time. -The Jets and Giants made the unenviable mistake of getting between a New Jerseyan and new shopping mall. In this case, the New Jerseyan is Governor Chris Christie, and the mall is the American Dream Meadowlands. The gigantic complex would create serious traffic problems on game days, so the teams are trying to block its opening even though the place has been in the works for almost ten years. Christie is understandably upset because the mall ...