PROGRAMMING ALERT: One week from today is Valentines Day. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Ugh, you have to do, like, something thoughtful for the person you love, or at least the person you get naked with. Unless you don’t have a significant other, in which case (a) Yes! Money saved! and (b) oh god you’re going to die alone. Valentines Day is the worst non-holiday holiday of the year. Stupid February.
Before we get to your emails, a couple administrative notes:
Big thanks to Sarah Sprague for picking up mailbag duties last week. THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE! (doesn’t slap her ass, HARD, as that would be inappropriate workplace behavior)
Continue to email us your questions and problems. This mailbag is way better when more people write in.
A third bullet just to satisfy my OCD demands for using bullets. Two isn’t enough!
On to your questions.
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