Filling out police reports
Since the inception of F.A.T. Tweets, there’s been some pretty legendary livetweets. There was Darnell Dockett’s infamous livetweet of a traffic stop, and, on a completely separate occasion, his livetweet of a pedicure. Roy Williams livetweeted a traffic stop of his own. Even Joe Namath has gotten in on the livetweet action.
But all of these fall short of what Deion Sanders just did: livetweeting his own domestic assault.
I’m sure this is exactly what the founders of Twitter had in mind when they came with their idea. Yes, thank god for the Twitter platform so good men like Deion Sanders can instantly share the fact that they just got beat up by their estranged wives.