Manning Brothers Out: ESPN Cancels NFL Coverage

Funny Stuff, here's a bit from the story:

"We feel that our network has been and should continue to be exclusively dedicated to all things Manning," said ESPN spokesperson Brad Gormann. "Peyton Manning is the very definition of the NFL alpha male, and the Colts' loss to the San Diego Chargers last week, while galactically heroic, put the onus on his brother Eli. And while it was clear Eli was the superior quarterback against the Eagles, the events that transpired in the Meadowlands make any further coverage of the NFL Playoff Season superfluous."