Originally posted on It's Always Sunny in Detroit  |  Last updated 4/24/12
Cheta Ozougwu, Tim Toone, Ryan Succop, David Vobora, Ramzee Robinson.  Those would be the last five Mr. Irrelevants – the last pick in the last five NFL Drafts, respectively. Not only have those guys lived their dream of getting drafted by an NFL team, but they were each rewarded with a trip to Disneyland.  But, none of those gentleman were propositioned on YouTube like this upcoming Mr. Irrelevant, who will be chosen by the Indianapolis Colts with the 253rd pick on Saturday.  It’d be a shame for me to ruin it, so here you (and pick 253) have it… Wow! Brianne seems like a nice girl psycho.  Cute, yes.  Overbearing, extremely.  Doesn’t she realize that a 7th round pick only averages a $37,000-ish signing bonus and the rookie-minimum $230,000 (IF he makes the team?  Shoot for the stars, girl.  Third round picks need loving too, even the 360 pound O-Lineman from Alabama who can’t spell. Propers to Reddit
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