PLEASE SANTA GET HELP BRING ME THESE SMALL 12 GIFTS THAT WILL HELP EVRYONE IN EAGLE NATION!
1.) ANDY REID TO QUIT AND TAKE MARTY WITH HIM!
2.) THE OFFENSE TO GET SOME HEART!
3.) REGGIE CLOWN, L.J. SMITH, BOOKER, AND A HOST OF OTHERS TO DROP OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!
4.) A SECOND POWER BACK TO BE OBTAINED THROUGH FREE AGENCY!
5.) A LEGITIMATE #1 WIDE RECIEVER.
6.) SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T DROP THE BALL.
7.) MCNABB TO REALIZE HE CAN'T HOLD THE BALL WHEN YOU DONT HAVE GUYS THAT CAN CATCH, USE YOUR LEGS DAMN IT. DONT BE AFRAID TO TURN IT UP FIELD, EVEN IF ITS FOR JUST A FEW YARDS!
8.) JEFFRIE LURIE TO LEARN TO SPEND MONEY AND GET SOME STARS IN HERE!
9.) A COACH WHO DOESN'T GIVE UP FIRST ROUND PICKS, AND WHO ONLY TAKES PROJECTS WHEN YOU KNOW YOUR TEAM IS SUPERIOR TO THE ONES IN YOUR OWN DAMN DIVISION!
10.) A SUPERBOWL RING FOR DAWK BEFORE HE RETIRES, BECAUSE HE'S GOT THE MOST HEART ON THE TEAM!
11.) A TEAM THAT ACTUALLY CAN PLAY CONSISTENT!
12.) ANDY REID TO CHOKE ON A CHEESE STEAK!
