Found April 10, 2012 on Cold Hard Football Facts:
CHFF’s Russian mail-order Naughty Nurse checks the statistical vital signs of the New Orleans Saints and finds a hormonally imbalanced NFC juggernaut whose locker room transgressions may have cost them another division crown in 2012.....
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