Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant Reporting for Duty

Hey all. What's new? Not much really here. I'm just kinda keeping chill and doing the usual ish. However, I have officially read the funniest slash story ever. And honestly it's just...I dunno...mslauren2930 pointed it out to me and it's quite possibly the funniest story I ever read. And the pairing is Mike Tyson/Terrell Owens. Yes. I know. It's gross as all hell but my god is it funny. Badly written slash makes me giggle mmkay. I will not link because I respect my flist's desire to not be given any more nightmare fuel than I already supply. Red Sox and O's are playing and the Red Sox are ahead 9-1 and have lost track of outs and walked off the field w/ 2 outs. LOL space cases. Anyways that's really all I have right now. I'm not very interesting lately. My bad there. Also LJ has been very very barren these days. I guess Twitter is the huge thing now. *shrugs shoulders* Whatever really. I'm just gonna do what I do.