Fans and media have failed to notice that major NFL star and social media personality Chad Ochocinco is actually a superhero with a secret power. He is invisible.
Chad no longer runs faster than a speeding bullet. He is obviously seen tripping over the imaginary yellow first-down marker in every game.
Ocho’s problem is not running to the wrong spots on the field. More often than not, he finds that Tom Brady has thrown an invisible ball to him.
When Ocho posts a photo of his bare midriff on Twitter, there is no bulge unwanted or unseen. Despite his out of sight talent, three million of his minions see him there regularly.
Ochocinco continues to have the ability to leap over tall buildings with a single bound. Fortunately for Chad the building code in Foxboro does not allow for skyscrapers, thus saving him from proving this claim is true.
If you look up in the sky, you may see a bird or a plane, but forget seeing Chad Ochocinco. He’s not there because...