Look, I hate the Steelers more than it is healthy for one man to hate anything. If their team plane had gone down on the way to Texas, I would’ve been the 1st one on Twitter with a ”Geez, this team really is imploding” comment. I have friends who are Steeler fans that I haven’t spoken to since Week 17, because at the very mention of Pittsburgh, I will want choke them with one of their five terrible towels they are required to own. But even I have to admit, the Roethlisberger rape jokes have gotten ridiculously old and stupid. Let’s examine a few of these beaten into the ground, funny-four-months ago insults to trash talking.
Example 1- The Name Game
Rapistburger
Rape Rapelisberger
Ben Rapist
Rapey McRapist
Yes, the ”berger” is misspelled 100% of the time. OOO LOOK GUYS! HIS NAME AND RAPE BOTH START WITH R. Its not hard to work scandalous things into a name. For instance- ”Tom Bastardchild” or ”Choketon Manning” or ”RapeT” or ”Dante Manslaughtersworth” It’s not hard.
Example 2: Hey that guys good, let’s point out he’s been accused of rape.
Boy, Bens really raping (insert opposing team here)
Bens doing all this with out any protection
Look at Roethlisberger, forcing things again
Hardy-har-har. Congrats on attempting to demean his ability as a QB. Whats next there, future Bill Hicks? McNabb just canned this game! Brees has been spotty today! ”Vick’s just dogging this team!”
Example 3- The Bar Joke
Ben Roethlisberger Walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy.
Ben: Ya know, I could have sex with any woman in here.
Guy: Oh yeah? Why? Because you are Big Big the big tough famous football star?
Ben: No, Because I am a rapist.
OOO nice punchline brah! Do you write for George Lopez?
Example 4- The Poop Joke Leno-esque Punchline Bukkake
Q: Why did the Stoolers draft a center in the first round?
A: Because Ben can ass grab without getting arrested!
Ooo I see what you did there. ”Stoolers”…like poop. Really? Oh and you made a joke about the QB needing to touch the Centers ass. Very original. No one has ever thought of that……except for EVERYONE WHOSE EVER PLAYED FOOTBALL.
But really, we as fans got the next best thing we could get to our team being in the Super Bowl- an evenly matched game. What ever happened in a bar bathroom last summer happened, he either did nothing and missed four games for being a drunken idiot, or got away with it. You wanna make fun of the Steelers and their incredibly obnoxious fan base? Go after the towel, the city of Pittsburgh,the bandwagon fan base, the wagon-sized women of the fan base, the fact that they’re starting a Marshall alum in the Super bowl, or Hines Ward: Smiley cheap shot artist. But going after a guy who could win his 3rd Super Bowl on Sunday just makes you look stupid and bitter. Leave the Big Ben rape jokes to the 14 idiots(Redskin fans) on your Facebook feed, atleast until he gets caught again this summer.
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