Originally posted on Next Impulse Sports  |  Last updated 10/15/12
A Rabbit Punch has two meanings, both of which describe the nature of the article. 1. A series of fast punches. 2. An illegal punch to the back of the head between the skull and the first vertebrate that can cause permanent damage to the nerves or death. In a win over the Dallas Cowboys, the Baltimore Ravens lost Ray Lewis for the season to a triceps tear. This is easily the most significant loss to the Baltimore area since Omar got clipped in The Wire. Shone Green up with a massive 3 touchdown game to lift the lowly Jets to a win over the Colts. Despite this impressive performance from Green, his less than stellar career cannot move him up in the rankings of alternate ways to spell Sean, still stuck behind Chone Figgins. Aaron Rogers Discount Double Checked his way to 6 TD passes on Sunday night to exhibit dominance we have not seen from Green Bay since 2011. However this win did not shed any light on why Clay Matthews believes he plays on a competent defense, let alone the best defense in the NFL as he seems to in the NFL Mobile App commercial. Robert Griffin III torched the Vikings in a huge win. In a surprise move, the Republican Party offered the biggest name in DC a chance to replace Mitt Romney as the Republican Presidential Candidate. Had RG3 entered the league before the current collective bargaining agreement he might have said yes, but with the new rookie pay scale, RG3 will not make enough to be a Republican until after his rookie contract is up. The Atlanta Falcons almost stumbled at home against the Oakland Raiders, but come up with a last second field goal to win. As I have always said, especially in the NFL, almost only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and pregnancy scares. In the Ohio Bowl, the Cleveland Browns upset the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals now 3-3, with a loss to one of the worst teams may join the rest of the state of Ohio football and not be eligible for post season play. Seattle continues to be one of the hardest places to get a win on the road, as the Patriots become the next team to fail to do so. The Seahawks are showing that a team can win with the Island of Misfit Toys on offense if you have a stellar defense. Michael Vick and Andy Reid are doing their best job to ensure unemployment come the off season. Fortunately, unlike the real world, there are always jobs in Cleveland and Detroit. Article found on: Cosby Sweaters
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