Random Things I Think

So now with football (pre)season in full swing, I'm going to start a new feature called (for now) Things I Think. It's similar to parts of Peter King's MMQB and Shutdown Corner by MJD (no, not THAT MJD). It's a space where I can spout random football related things that I think are funny and post-worthy. I spend so much time here talking only about the Eagles that I feel I'm (and therefore you) are missing out of tons of funny and weird stuff going on around the NFL. So here you go: Steve Mariucci's Eyebrows So I'm watching NFL Network and around the 15th or 16th time I see the commercial for NFL.com's fantasy football with old timey coaches and my eyes glaze over I notice that Steve Mariucci is a really good actor. It's not easy to convey emotion with using only the large caterpillars on his face where eyebrows should be. Dennis Green can't do that, he has to pound the table when Larry Fitzgerald is drafted. Jim Mora, Jr. can't do that he...