Originally written on Busted Coverage  |  Last updated 1/22/13

NEW YORK - APRIL 22: NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell looks on as he stands on stage during the first round of the 2010 NFL Draft at Radio City Music Hall on April 22, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Jeff Zelevansky/Getty Images)
We happened to see the story this morning on Deadspin about the Mardi Gras parade float featuring a giant vagina eating Roger Goodell. Now that’s a helluva way to kickoff Super Bowl XLVII festivities in New Orleans. The Krewe du Vieux happened Saturday night in the French Quarter and didn’t fail in it’s goal of being “noted for wild satirical and adult themes.” Of course this year’s theme for the parade was “Krewe du Vieux Comes early.” So how better to celebrate the Gras than with a vagina and Roger. The 2:30 mark is where things get fun. Other highlights include a “Choke Mor Chicken” float for Chick-fil-A, a Times-Picayune float where a guy is banging something, another Roger Goodell float where Rog is having sex with some sort of animal and a Roger Goodell spanking Jonathan Vilma.   Filed under: Football
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