Originally written on The Saints Nation  |  Last updated 11/19/14
If almost makes me sad that I can't add Tebucky Jones to this list (otherwise known as "TeSUCKY") because he was acquired by trade. I remember when the Saints landed him everyone acted like he would fix the defense and instead the Saints got the most inept and incapable football player I have ever seen. You think Roman Harper and Malcolm Jenkins look bad? Tebucky Jones puts both of them to shame. Anyway, I digress, with free agency about to start I figured I'd go back and give you some of the best and worst moments in Saints' history as it pertains to free agency. Plan B free agency started in 1989 and full blown free agency around '92-'93, so you don't have to look as far back for this exercise and I'm old enough that I remember all these pick ups very well. We'll start with the 10 worst: 10. Eric Allen, CB, 1995: It's not that Eric Allen was a bad player for the Saints, he was fine. It was the expectations that came along with him. When the Saints signed Eric Allen, he was fresh off 5 Pro Bowls in 7 seasons with the Eagles. I was pumped to get him and assumed he'd be an instant superstar. But after 34 interceptions in 7 seasons in Philly, he had only 5 interceptions in 3 years with the Saints. Of course, he then went to the Raiders and had 14 interceptions in 4 seasons. So he just sucked with the Saints. He did make the Pro Bowl in one of his three seasons with the Saints, but that was mostly due to name recognition rather than actual performance. He was a disappointment. 9. Billy Joe Tolliver, QB, 1998: Many fans mock the "Billy Joe" era where the Saints had both Billy Joe Tolliver and Billy Joe Hobert on the roster. In Hobert's defense, he was a decent player, but he was constantly injured and by the time he saw the field again he just couldn't put together good performances due to health. Tolliver was just terrible. He finished with 15 touchdowns and 20 interceptions as a Saint. 8. Orlando Ruff, LB, 2003: The Saints signed Ruff to be their lockdown middle linebacker and he was garbage for two seasons, struggling to crack the starting lineup. 7. Jake Reed, WR, 2002: You'll read more about Dale Carter below in a second, but Reed was Carter's brother and he was signed to basically babysit Carter. Reed did have a nice resume with 9 great NFL seasons including going over 1,000 yards four times in Minnesota. At 33 it was unlikely he'd contribute that much at receiver. He was predictably useless in that department likely due to his age, but most disappointing was he failed at his one job of keeping Dale Carter in line. 6. Grady Jackson, NT, 2002:: He was a mammoth at 350 pounds and after a solid stint with the Raiders people felt he'd make a serious impact against the run. He could never control his weight and only last two years with the Saints, though. He learned the nickname "Gravy" for his commitment to eating 5. Rufus Porter, LB, 1995: Porter was a superstar for seven seasons with the Seahawks, including two Pro Bowls. He played two years with the Saints and was a complete disaster on the fied. He contributed 3 sacks in 2 years, his supposed best asset. 4. Chip Lohmiller, K, 1995: Lohmiller had been a Pro Bowl kicker for the Super Bowl Champion Redskins at one point, so he also came to the Saints with high expectations. You'll notice that three of the top four guys on this list were former Redskins - so thanks to them for hooking us up. Lohmiller was supposed to provide a stabilizing force in the kicking game, and instead he struggled on extra points. He went 8 for 14 on field goals and missed two extra points before being cut at midseason. Of course, he'd go 21 for 25 for the Rams the following season. 3. Dale Carter, CB, 2002: Dale Carter was the crowning jewel of Jim Haslett's free agent signings and the staff constantly talked about him being a "shut down corner" that cut the field in half and completely changed the game for the Saints in a good way. Carter has a huge question mark, though, because of his life history with subtance abuse that had landed him in rehab and even jail countless times. There is no doubt that in his prime when he was right, though, he was elite. In two years with the Saints he had just 1 interception and 15 games played, some missed due to injury and others due to testing positive for alcohol (the NFL had a zero tolerance policy due to his number of failed drug tests). He had originally signed a 7 year, $28 million deal with the Saints. What a joke that was. He was suspended indefinitely at one point for having traces of alcohol in his system. Going back to Jake Reed - that was the only reason he was signed - to keep Carter off party stuff. 2. Albert Connell, WR, 2001: He was signed to a 5 year $13 million contract and supposed to be the next superstar wide receiver for the Saints. Instead, he caught just 12 passes in 11 games for the Saints before being released for stealing $4000 from Deuce McAllister's locker. Seriously. He'd never play again after that. 1. Heath Shuler, QB, 1997: The Saints under Mike Ditka gave Shuler a 7 year $19.5 million contract, which at the time was astronomical, to be their quarterback of the future. At 26, Heath Shuler would play just one season with the Saints, throwing for 2 touchdown and 14 interceptions. He'd then retire due to a turf toe injury. I'm pretty sure the Saints will never top this. Did I miss anybody? Any memories to share on these clowns?  
GET THE YARDBARKER APP:
Ios_download En_app_rgb_wo_45
MORE FROM YARDBARKER

Mark Cuban will play the President in 'Sharknado 3'

Five most exciting one-bid conference tournaments

Report: Redskins interested in Ndamukong Suh

Report: Darrelle Revis likely to hit free agent market

Le'Veon Bell could face up to a four-game suspension

LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?
GET THE DAILY NEWSLETTER:

Report: Giants place franchise tag on Jason Pierre-Paul

Vikings GM: Team has spoken with Adrian Peterson

Yu Darvish on notion he quit on Rangers: ‘That’s BS‘

Tiger Woods' agent refutes drug suspension claim

Bryce Harper says he needs to ‘step up’ this season

Report: Chiefs place franchise tag on Justin Houston

Nik Stauskas wears Michigan State gear after lost bet

Bret Bielema takes away player's car after DUI

NHL player traded after daughter's heartbreaking letter

Curt Schilling unloads on Twitter trolls again

Pirates Corey Hart cut his foot getting into a whirlpool

Steve Spurrier joins Twitter, jabs Clemson

Michael Jordan makes his first Forbes billionaire list

Nick Young rips ESPN anchor over Iggy Azalea insult

Sad LeBron literally looks in mirror after loss to Rockets

Could Holly Holm be a worthy challenger for Ronda Rousey?

Gronk spikes Lombardi Trophy cake on his bro's head

In defense of Geno Smith

NFL News
Delivered to your inbox
You'll also receive Yardbarker's daily Top 10, featuring the best sports stories from around the web. Customize your newsletter to get articles on your favorite sports and teams. And the best part? It's free!

By clicking "Sign Me Up", you have read and agreed to the Fox Sports Digital Privacy Policy and Terms of Use. You can opt out at any time. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.
the YARDBARKER app
Get it now!
Ios_download En_app_rgb_wo_45

Mark Cuban will be Prez in 'Sharknado 3'

Report: Redskins interested in Suh

Report: Revis likely to hit free agency

Steve Spurrier joins Twitter

MJ makes Forbes billionaire list

Nick Young fires back at Robert Flores

Sad LeBron literally looks in mirror after loss to Rockets

MLS 2015 season preview

Report: Broncos to franchise Demaryius

James Harden kicks LeBron in groin

Lynch: 'I was expecting the ball'

Report: Rangers get Yandle from Coyotes

Today's Best Stuff
For Bloggers

Join the Yardbarker Network for more promotion, traffic, and money.

Company Info
Help
What is Yardbarker?

Yardbarker is the largest network of sports blogs and pro athlete blogs on the web. This site is the hub of the Yardbarker Network, where our editors and algorithms curate the best sports content from our network and beyond.