Found October 03, 2012 on
Kissing Suzy Kolber:
Suspended for a year and newly divorced from his wife, a lost and disconsolate Sean Payton has embarked on a mission led by an unknown spectral entity that has taken the form of Drew Brees’ floating disembodied head. Payton does not know where this journey will lead him or what its purpose is, only that he must follow it.
Sean Payton: That tears it. I have to return to my team. They’re falling apart without me.
Drew Brees: No, Sean. You can’t.
Sean Payton: Who are you to stop me? You’re just a stupid, balding translucent head resembling the quarterback of the team I used to coach.
Drew Brees: Fine. Go back if you want. You’re still suspended. You can’t take over the team. You’ll just be right back where you were and won’t have accomplished anything more than being another distraction. What do you think you would do?
Sean Payton: I’ll tell them to DO THEIR JOB!
Drew Brees: That’s it?
Sean Payton: Well, they’re obviously not DOING THEIR JOB or else they wouldn’t be winless and giving
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