Found December 11, 2012 on Backyard Sports Blog:
Steve Young had an unfortunate phrasing of words last night when he said the Houston Texans are a team that "think they have the biggest stick in the league."  I immediately saw that and re-winded it on my television thinking that he said they have the biggest dick in the league.  Clearly that wasn't the case, but hey, just a little announcing humor from my man Stevie to get you through your Tuesday with a laugh.  Check out the video clip below. Check out our Home Page for more stories and follow us on Twitter and Facebook
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