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Because Tebow-baiting has become the new official national pastime, an Iowa girl took a cardboard cutout of Tim Tebow as her date to prom after the actual Tebow didn’t respond to her plea to escort her. Classmates convinced Bird to enter the gym as a “couple” at the grand march. She decided to do it. Announcer Scott Bahrke introduced her last. “Rachel Bird,” Bahrke said. “Escorted by Tim Tebow.” “He was a cheap date, and he didn’t talk much,” Bird joked. “And when I asked him to stand in a corner, he did. I don’t think it even hurt his feelings.” Bird took Tebow home to change for the after-prom party. And that’s where she left him. “The after-prom would have been too much,” she said of her quarterback idol. “He was tired. He’d been smiling all night.” Aw, that’s a little sad. She’s not heinous. Girl could have gotten an actual date if she wanted. Her mistake was asking the wrong Jets QB. Sanchez would’ve definitely flown 2,000 miles to get with a teenager. - Och
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