Originally posted on Razzball Football  |  Last updated 5/8/13
Order.  ORDER IN THE COURTROOM!  The Law Firm of BenJarvus Green-Ellis, here unto and forthwith known as the plodding plaintiff, is charging Giovani Bernard – who will from henceforth be known as the electric defendant – as a younger, more versatile player with the intent of taking away the starting role of running back on the Cincinnati Bengals.  This heinous crime leaves fantasy owners in a state of limbo as to who to draft for the Bengals at running back and will lead to a year of anguish for them whoever drafts either guy.  How do you plead, electric defendant?  Guilty as charged, your honor.  Wow, didn’t realize my years of watching Law & Order reruns would help me write an intro paragraph about a running back by committee *************** did it?  That decision might have to be taken to Civil court to find out but the reason we are talking Gio and BJGE is due to what offensive coordinator Jay Gruden said.  And I quote ‘He’s a three-down back…who upgrades the Cincinnati pass...
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