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The Sellout Tells Peyton To Come To Southbeach…

Found March 08, 2012 on FloppingOut:
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How nervous is LeBron trying to tell Peyton to come to SOUTHBEACH? Like he is from there or something. I hope Peyton realizes that Miami is the new hot spot for SELLOUTS. You got LeBron “Tickle Me Elmo” James, Chris “I cry about it” Bosh, Jose “I bunt like a ***** to think I’m the best” Reyes, and NOW PEYTON? If Peyton goes to Miami I really feel bad for him. Not only will he join these OTHER LOSERS, who couldn’t build a winning franchise on ROOKIE IN MADDEN, but WHY WOULD PEYTON WANT THE DOLPHINS?

Everyone talks about their offensive weapons, but we all know Peyton could make Terri Schiavo and Lieutenant into Pro Bowl receivers. IT SHOULD BE ALL ABOUT DEFENSE FOR PEYTON (what he had for maybe 3 out 14 years in INDY). Because like your grandfather who pisses his pants says: “offense wins game, but defense wins championships.” You: “but Grandpa what if you win all your gammmmeeess…SHUT UP YA LITTLE SCHMUK.

THE DOLPHINS DEFENSE IS NOT GOOD. They were 15th overall last year and worst of all 25th against the pass. Now you know Peyton is going to throw up 30 like his name was @NickSpano in the nugget mood…so why would you want a ****** secondary backing you up? You wouldn’t. Now unless that house in Miami comes with 5 hot latina strippers, unlimited YAC, and all day neck massages; PEYTON WOULD BE AN IDIOT TO PLAY FOR THE MIAMI DOLPHINS (hahaha cracks me up just saying that). Plus you got the Pats in your division, and you know the #fatty Rex is coming to take a bite out of that neck.

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