The new Terrell Owens "reality" show debuted tonight on VH-1, and for the sake of this blog and your edification, I watched. And kept a diary, all so that you wouldn't have to. Here's the, um, high points after an hour of my life and a large portion of my soul that isn't coming back...TO's friends are his publicists. They might even be more regrettable people than Owens. When they went to praying after Eliza Doolittle rhymes, I'm pretty sure that the color on my screen failed, but it was just the blood in my eyes....We also learned that Jerry Jones enjoys drawing on tablecloths. Because, um, I think he's insane...Terrell also enjoys talking about himself in the third person. And taking the tablecloths that Jones draws on...What's the over/under on Owens being solvent after the revenue from football stops? I give him three years before he's going down the Nate Newton Second Career Path. There is no way on earth he's saving a dime of what ...
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