Originally written on The Last Angry Fan  |  Last updated 11/20/14
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According to a report in the NY Post, Denver Broncos QB Tim Tebow went out on a date with pop star Taylor Swift after the pair were spotted out for dinner at  Toscanova Italian restaurant in Century City.  The coupling, if it goes beyond a casual date into a full-fledged romance, would be a match made in wholesome, white teeth and flawless skin heaven.  Separate they are cute as it is, but together they would be that sickeningly cute couple that everyone pretends to like but secretly hates behind their back because they just seem so damn perfect together that they put your sorry ass relationship to shame.

Wait…where am I.  Must’ve blacked out there for a second.

In reality I’ve got nothing against either of them.  She seems nice.  He seems nice.  The world needs more nice power couples.  And if you’re wondering what their child might look like, should things progress from this to wedded bliss to parenthood, here you go…

Yeah, you’re crazy if you thought that their hypothetical love child would be a hideously deformed freak.  Not with these pure as new fallen snow chromosomes.

[Buzzfeed]

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