Tom Brady + Walking Cast = Pandamonium

Let's just say everyone in Patriot Nation's pulses will start racing when they read more about Brady and this walking cast. People may even start throwing up spontaneously. I think I had a stroke when I saw the report. We need to know more. We should be sending doctors to Gisele's apartment. Patriots fans should be ready to donate spare ligaments. And yes, I waited a while to write this because 1) I had to calm down. 2)I didn't want to overreact. :p