Found August 28, 2012 on Five Tool Tool:
PLAYERS: Dez Bryant
TEAMS: Dallas Cowboys
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By now, everyone has word about the Cowboys trying to provide some guidance -- because dammit, discipline is something you do FOR people, not TO them, so quit yer ******** young man or so help me I'll... -- for their universally regarded as troubled and talented wideout. And you know that he's got a curfew, has to have a 3-man team with him when he's out, and so on, and so on. But as always, FTT gets the details that other Web sites miss. (How do we do it? Lying!)10) Must floss at least four times a week, and have someone watch him do it9) If he wants to rub one out, must not do so in the weekly counseling sessions, or in front of the security team8) Not allowed to have meat on the cheese plates, and vice versa7) Prohibited from going on eBay, Etsy or QVC after that last Highly Unfortunate Incident6) Only allowed to use Twitter while having proper spelling and grammar, so, well, he's not going to be on Twitter5) Absolutely forbidden from wearing. or dating, white aft...
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