Originally posted on Five Tool Tool  |  Last updated 4/23/12
10) Afraid that the network would find out about the QB's shameful secret criminal activities9) Roddy White and a live mic isn't exactly a recipe for team harmony 8) Just not able to match Rex Ryan's standard for HBO-ready dialogue7) Worried that if they appear on the show, people would start noticing how they never actually win any playoff games6) Don't want the world to know just what's involved in keeping Tony Gonzalez and John Abraham upright5) Need to keep Matt Bryant's collection of children's teeth as far from the media as possible4) Know that, if they did this, Brent Grimes would spawn off with 25 different women in an attempt to raise the bar for CBs on the show 3) Would feel bad after telling Michael Turner that he was going to be a big part of the show, only to see his role reduced2) Mike Smith was given the final decision to kick away the opportunity or go for it, and he's not really the guy you want to make that decision 1) HBO might be total jerks and point out the unc...
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