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10) The window of opportunity for the Cowboys to lead the league in DUIs is closing
9) His blood alcohol content of 0.16 doesn't sound all that impressive, but given that the dude is listed at 303 pounds, we can pretty much assumed he drained a keg all by his lonesome
8) You have to admire the commitment to idiocy required to do this sort of thing at age 31 and on his way out of the league
7) This should just be seen as a rather creative way to honor Jerry Brown's memory
6) Ratliff faces up to 20 years in prison, or death by lethal injection if he wasn't a Cowboy of note
5) Shockingly, given the expected cash management skills of your average NFL player, he was able to post bond
4) Just on the principle that bad things happen in threes, someone really should drive Dez Bryant around for a good long while
3) The officer report said that Ratliff was verbally abusive, which given the standards of Texas police, really might not mean that much
2) Commissioner Roger Goo...
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According to Todd Archer of ESPNDallas.com, the Cowboys Anthony Spencer’s agent Jordan Woy have held preliminary contract talks. Both sides are hopeful something can get done.
If the Cowoys place the franchise tag on Spencer, they’ll be on the hook to pay him $10.6 million in 2013.
Even though Spencer had a great season in 2012, there’s no telling how well he’ll perform...
I hope we can stop referring to the Dallas Cowboys as “America’s Team.” Because any team that has disgusting white trash like this sitting in their front row, the most expensive seats in the NFL…well it doesn’t reflect very well on the team, the league or our country.
And seriously, whatever happened to simply calling out people like this for being classless and disgusting...
The Dallas Cowboys have released a statement regarding DWI arrest of defensive tackle Jay Ratliff. You can read it below.
“Having recently experienced the most tragic of circumstances regarding this issue, we, as an organization, understand the ultimate consequences of driving while impaired.
We know that one incident is too many.
The critical goal is to effect the decision making...
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After the Josh Brent tragedy that enveloped the Dallas Cowboys, one of the team’s marquee defensive players Jay Ratliff some how, some way allowed himself to get arrested for DUI last week.
On Monday,the team issued a statement by former Cowboys player Calvin Hill, who works as an consultant in the Cowboys’ player development...
The Dallas Cowboys have had preliminary contract talks with impending free agent linebacker Anthony Spencer, ESPN Dallas reported Sunday. Spencer's agent, Jordan Woy, said Spencer is ready to convert to defensive end to fit Dallas' new 4-3 defensive alignment, favored by new coordinator Monte Kiffin. If the two sides cannot reach a deal, the Cowboys may place a $10.6...
Todd Archer of ESPN Dallas reports that the Cowboys and LB Anthony Spencer have had “preliminary talks” regarding a contract extension.
Spencer, who will be participating in Sunday’s Pro Bowl for the first time in his career, is set to become an unrestricted free agent in March after producing 106 tackles and reaching double-digits in sacks for the first time in his career...
With all the coaching changes that the Dallas Cowboys have made, a team source told ESPN’s Ed Werder that it’s ”Ridiculous” to think Jon Gruden is will replace Jason Garrett at some point.
Response from reliable team source when I asked if TB glory-days asst. coaches being hired in Dallas meant Gruden on way: “Ridiculous.”
— Ed Werder (@Edwerderespn) January 27,...
With Jason Hatcher no longer in the picture, the Louisville coaching staff is working hard to try and land a visit from Paul James, a 6-foot-3 240-pound defensive end from Miami, FL.
Louisville apparently saw the writing on the wall with Hatcher and made a late push for James last week. He hasn’t’ scheduled a visit to Louisville this weekend, but he is reportedly considering...
A Dallas Cowboys official says the team is looking to improve
how it deals with drunken driving in the wake of two high-profile
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Yet the adult diaper found a way to cross into the mainstream (no pun intended) in a new commercial featuring Pro Bowlers Clay Matthews, DeMarcus Ware and Wes Welker.
ANNOUNCER GUY: Now I know you don’t need them, but would you try these on for charity and prove how great the fit...
Several media outlets have hinted at the coincidence that many of the new faces on the Dallas Cowboys staff are former coaches from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers when Jon Gruden was coach.
It’s easy with the yearly speculation about when and where Gruden will coach at next to get caught up in the hype of the Gruden gang getting back together in Dallas if Jason Garrett can’t finally...