Originally written on Five Tool Tool  |  Last updated 8/16/12
I swear I'm not making this up: a Cowboy fan is suing the team for getting burns from sitting on a bench outside Cowboys Stadium before a team scrimmage in August 2010.No, seriously.Anyway, here's all you need to know...10) Yes, the Cowboys' legal representation does give the team a bulk hour billable discount9) Like the vast majority of Cowboy fans, standing would have been inconceivable8) To be fair to the plaintiff, it's a bit much that the bench was black with griddles7) The suit alleges that the plaintiff suffered mental anguish, physical pain and disfigurement from being a Cowboys fan, and also that the bench was also an issue6) Up until this sentence, this was the first blog post of 2012 to use the words "lawsuit" and "Cowboys" without including "Dez Bryant"5) The plaintiff did not stay for the game, which meant that her eyesight and nasal faculties were relatively unscathed4) The team failed to post a warning sign telling the fans that the benches could be hot, which means t...
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