Why I don't trust Tom Brady

Among the players that have represented the NFL over the past decade, Tom Brady strikes me as one of the most iconic. At the helm of one of the most impressive dynasties ever to grace the game of football, he's has been the very picture of excellence since he took over the starting role from Drew Bledsoe in 2001. With three Super Bowl championships, two Super Bowl MVPs, four Pro Bowl nods, and a list of accomplishments as long as my arm, he's unquestionably one of the biggest faces of professional football today. And yet, it is my belief that beneath that chiseled countenance lies some sort of dark secret too horrible to speak out loud. I've developed a number of theories, each backed by sound scientific evidence that might go a long way towards explaining the eerie vibe that has followed No. 12 for so long.