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PHILADELPHIA - SEPTEMBER 20: Andy Reid, head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles yells from the sidelines during a game against the New Orleans Saints at Lincoln Financial Field on September 20, 2009 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Jeff Zelevansky/Getty Images)
Would you like to see Andy Reid take on Chris Christie in a 100-meter dash? How about a pushup contest between Sarah Jessica Parker and Steven Tyler? Some matchups are too scary to contemplate. But the calendar and recent events have conspired to make us think the unthinkable. The calendar says Halloween is this week. The recent events are zero wins, 15 losses, one infectious disease, four ineffectual quarterbacks and no hope in sight. Put them together and you have the NFL's version of the camp classic Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man. Bucs vs. Jaguars. May the best team score. Or make a tackle. How about complete a pass? Anything to show there's a glimmer of hope you might avoid serving up an unprecedented double bagel. Only two teams -- the '76 Bucs and '08 Lions -- have had winless seasons in modern NFL history. Now we're halfway through 2013 and we might have two in one season. And they're 172 miles apart. Yes, the state that brought you Slim Whitman and Carrot Top now br...
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