Found May 08, 2012 on
Kissing Suzy Kolber:
I’ll apologize at the outset for the lack of a death blow in this giraffe fight. I guess Discovery prefers not to be things like “exploitative” or “fun”. Either way, I enjoy the supreme awkwardness of this battle. It’s like the animal kingdom equivalent of a kicker fight in full pads, and they could only actually kick each other. Holy sh*t, I would pay so much money to see that. As much as, [checks pockets], four singles and a bar receipt.
There’s also the informative detail that the giraffes need not worry about the safety of their necks during the scrum because they have 12-inch-thick vertebrae. Any day now I expect to hear news of Peyton Manning getting giraffe implants.
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This competition is friendly, though, and won't be waged on the gridiron.
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The Denver Broncos have fired GM Brian Xanders.
Xanders held the GM position in Denver since 2009, and will not be around to see the AFC West club defend their division title with prized offseason acquisition Peyton Manning under center. He will likely find another job in the NFL, and does have ties to Chicago GM Phil Emery (through their time spent together in the...
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The NFL is full of more excitement than ever. Blockbuster trades, Bountygate, Peyton Manning, Tim Tebow………the NFL gets more popular, and sensational every day. Meanwhile, the Steelers are their normal, boring selves. Thank goodness for that. Every year when free agency opens, the fans in all NFL cities hope to see what big name player [...]
Via @JetsTwitSomeone in Denver put up a billboard with Tebow’s old jersey on it making the phrase “15 minutes of fame”. 15 is of course Tebow’s number so it is a clever play on words. Tebow was traded to the New York Jets for a 4th round pick once Peyton Manning was acquired by the Broncos.
Razzball Nation! The 2012 Fantasy Season is approaching! It’s great to be back and never too early to start thinking about how to field your best squad.
What better way to start planning for your upcoming drafts than to think about sleepers. And just like your friendly proctologist, I’m going to start with the Tight End.
Back in the day, it used to be, “Tight End, who...
GM Brian Xanders' days in Denver are done, the Broncos have confirmed today. The team and Xanders have "mutually decided to part ways"., or usually in another term, "we fired him". The news was first reported by the Denver Post's Mike Klis.
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