We're once again back bringing you a new installment of the infamous "pawg of the week." Before I unveil this week's PAWG, may I wish all the ladies a belated happy Valentine's Day and I hope all of my fellas were able to find some cheeks for the occasion. It was a very difficult task to balance All Star Weekend with V-day, but when you deal with they type of buckethead broads that I do, it's not impossible at all. But that's neither here nor there, on to our newest pawg.
Your favorite lowdown gutter Jew outta NE Washington DC and the Hype present to you......Joanna Shari!!!
Joanna hails from the hype's home state of New Jeruz, but with the robust cheeks that this broad is sportin', I'm willing to look past such shortcomings. The tattoo on the hip as an introduction to her roundness in the rear that works very well for said pawg. If you skim such intellectually driven literature as smooth magazine (like I do) then these buttocks are probably pretty familiar to you. She has also hosted parties with such stellar A-list celebrities as Ed Lover, who once made the silly mistake of questioning the hype's "bronxness" at the puerto rican parade.
She claims her body is all natural and she's had no surgery but we don't really care. I've told people several times, guys don't like real boobage, and they don't like fake boobage......we like big boobage. I guess we now have to throw butt implants (God bless the inventor of this genius accessory) into the fray as well, but you know what....I don't care about those either. She also claims to be a graphic designer and also interested in blah blah blah. Joanna just face the other way and let the photographer take the damn picture. Speaking of facing the other way, the hype had the nerve to point out that Miss Shari's brightest spot is not her face. But don't worry information superhighway, I quickly informed him that there is no "F" in PAWG.
I'm not going to lie to you loyal readers, finding large and appealing caucasoid rumps is beginning to be a very tough job. It's like after Kim K and Coco the street comes to a swift dead end. Just be reassured that the hype and myself have no problem spending hours on the internet typing "phat butt white girl" and similar phrases into any search engine that we can find instead of doing other lame activities like looking for jobs. Okay, this wild fruit flavored Wild Irish Rose with ginseng is calling a jew's name. See you next week.....
[Ed. Note: Fuzzy Byskitz may now add "blogger" to his repetoir, but in essense, the man is a talented MC. He's been on the D.C. circuit for a minute now and has flaunted his lyricism and over-the-top love for the District on cd's, on stage, and even for The Sports Junkies on DC radio. While hes oft known for his bangers, Fuzzy decided to hit these ho's with his first R&B joint...a certified HOOD CLASSIC! Bang it here for Fuzzy's love tribute to what matters to him the most.]
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February 17, 2009
