The Toronto Maple Leafs hosted the Colorado Avalanche tonight with hopes of winning their first game, turning their season around and quieting scuttlebutt about Coach Ron Wilson's job status.Failing to accomplish any of that through two periods, the Leafs instead provided hockey fans with two of the most bizarre clips of the young season, beginning with Ian White's(notes) audition to become Toronto's newest option in goal:Classic butterfly goaltender, eh? Do fantasy owners that ha...