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The Stanley Cup Final ended just around 11 pm on Monday and like any responsible website, Pornhub.com decided to check their website page hits during the time the game was going on and when it ended. What they found was that viewership was down during the game (understandably) and that once the game ended, porn viewership in Boston spiked dramatically.
Here’s part of Pornhub.com’s press release:
“Last night marked the end of the NHL Championships, and much like the NBA Finals did, the battle for the Cup managed to take users away from their beloved porn once more. Until, of course the end of the game marking the Bruins’ loss, which saw all of Boston turning to Pornhub to take out some of that pent up aggression. “That’s right — the statisticians at Pornhub.com carefully analyzed each hour of the game to track traffic changes in Chicago, Boston, and across the US by the hour; comparing each location relative to the rest of the country.”
I guess everyone had the same idea when it came to coping with the Boston Bruins Stanley Cup loss.
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I hope chara is having fun on the rooster ride at canobie pic.twitter.com/tOPpGZLaXi
— Andrew Smith (@Smitty3533) June 26, 2013...
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