Originally written on Barry Melrose Rocks  |  Last updated 10/29/14
In the tradition of last year... remmeber, a big ol' [sic]. This year, it's in bullet points because I am lazy as hell.  When you look at the LA Kings logo sideways, it looks like a wild animal or some sort of skull with teeth Eveyrone has awesome beards except for  Zach Parise. He looks like he belongs on “Svaed by the bell: the millennium class” At least Kings fans are cohearent enough to make a distinct chant.  The Devils fans had a “let’s go Devils” chant that sounded like “Let’s go, assholes!” I can tell when the Kings fans are chanting “Devils suck!” I just learned that the only people left over on the Devils from the last Cup win are Martin Brodeur and Patrik “Captain Hepatitis” Elias. SO glad I’m not pretending to be a real broadcaster, because otherwise I’d have to know it all AM I the only one who has issues pronouncing other uses of “Elias” because of Patrik Elias? I instinctively pronounce it as “ill-ee-AHSH”, even in other places, and peop
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