Originally posted on It's Always Sunny in Detroit  |  Last updated 3/21/13

ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!  The Buffalo Sabres stink and they want their competitors to stink too!  In an effort to assist with that, they’re willing to package everything and I mean everything to share their garbage with other NHL teams! A fan in Western New York threw together an obnoxiously loud, yet very entertaining commercial advertising the Sabres’ liquidation event.  Need a National Anthem singer?  Pick up the phone and call The First Niagara Center?  With the way the Sabres are going, they may give you a “buy an underachieving defenseman, receive a bucket of Duff’s chicken wings for free” deal.  And that, my friends, would be well worth it. Stick tap to Puck Daddy

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