Originally written on The Pensblog  |  Last updated 7/3/12
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  Today is day 3 of the Zach Parise hostage crisis.   The common tone right now amongst some people is " he deserves as much time as possible, he is making the biggest decision of his life..." Our initial reaction was this:     We just wanted to say **** you, Zach, make a decision on where you are going to sign your 100 million contract. In fact this actually might be the greatest #whitepeopleproblem of all time.   But after thinking about it makes sense he didn't sign anywhere yet. Breakdown:   Day 1, Sunday: Parise starts getting offers and is staggered. Agents probably have to read over a bunch of ****, and they eliminate the teams that he doesn't want to go to. Day 2, Monday: Parise and his agents go over his shortlist, and field calls from suitors. Brodeur probably gets emo on him. The Blackhawks cloud everything. Parise wants to go over **** with his family. Decision Day 3, Tuesday...
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