Originally written on Barry Melrose Rocks  |  Last updated 10/20/14

NEW YORK - JANUARY 25: Marc Staal #18 of the New York Rangers skates against the Pittsburgh Penguins skates against on January 25, 2010 at Madison Square Garden in New York City. Penguins defeated the Rangers 4-2. (Photo by Mike Stobe/Getty Images)
(SCENE: ERIC, JORDAN and MARC STAAL are at their parents’ house in Thunder bay, Ontario.) MAMA STAAL: It’s so nice to have you boys here for Christmas, even if Jared is running a bit late.  It’s just too bad that the dog ate our turkey…and the ham.  And about six pies. FATHER STAAL: Damn turkey wasn’t even thawed yet! It was still all frozen! ERIC: That’s my Rockso! MARC: That dog’s friggin’ indestructible. JORDAN: It’s great that Rockso’s like 30 and still going strong, but now we don’t have much for dinner tomorrow. ERIC: Don’t’ worry mom.  Me, Jordan, and Marc will take care of it for you. (A little later, after dark, ERIC, JORDAN, and MARC are walking in the forest.  ERIC is carrying a rifle, while JORDAN is carrying a six back of beer and continually drinking) MARC: Eric, if we’re getting stuff for mom, why are we in the woods with a gun?  Why aren’t we going to the grocery store? ERIC: Go to a grocery store at this time of year, and at this time of night? Scre
PLAYERS: Marc Staal
TEAMS: New York Rangers
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