Originally written April 30, 2012 on It's Always Sunny in Detroit:
It’s been proven that white guys don’t have the dancing gene.  This extremely sober New York Rangers fan is just another specimen in the study.  During the Rangers 3-2 loss to the Washington Capitals in Game One of the Eastern Conference semi-finals, Happy McBaldy had some aggression to work off.Instead of yelling really loudly at Caps’ goalie Braden Holtby or clapping really hard, he pulled out the worst combination of dance moves we’ve seen since my cousin’s wedding which was jammed with the whitest of white boys.  The Dancing with the Drunks judges probably would have enjoyed the half lawnmower start/half pulling a miner out of a well maneuver at the beginning.  I’ll even give him credit for pretty radical electrocution stunt.  But that’s when he lost me. That’s when I turned my attention to specimen number two – Mr. Whitey Shirt in the background.  What are you clapping to dude?  Did you stay with him long enough to see the random air jabs?  If you didn’t, you missed a treat. Score one for the minorities here.

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