Found November 30, 2012 on Boston Sports Then & Now:
PLAYERS: Jeremy Jacobs
(Illustration: Mike Spicer) Do you have a NHL fan on your Christmas list that is EXTREMELY PISSED OFF about the latest & GREATEST Lockout? Then the “Dynamic DOUCHE Nozzle Jeremy Jacobs” action figure is for you! For JUST $182 million dollars, you can RAISE the blood pressure of any hockey loving fan! The Dynamic DOUCHE NOZZLE Jeremy Jacobs comes with the following features/abilities: The UNCANNY super power to DERAIL labor negotiations BULLY small market owners and bring them to tears NON-LUBRICATED  middle finger that he can shove up the NHL & Bruins fans’ asses Pull the string to hear the following Jacobisms: “More than ever, we know who we are, what’s important to us and where we are going.” “Neely Brought Us The Cup, Something He Couldn’t Do As A Player” “I’m From Buffalo Why Would I Give A Rat’s Fat Ass About The People From Boston?” “I LOVE Lockouts. It’s Like VIAGRA For Me!” No batteries needed, this action figured is powered by melted down gold and $100 bills! Get yours today & feel free to blow it up with M-80′s!   END THE LOCKOUT!  
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