Originally posted on Blue Seat Blogs  |  Last updated 2/23/12
While many Knicks & Rangers fans have been nervously awaiting the looming ticket price increases for round two of the Garden renovations, I for one am looking forward to Madison Square Garden V – set to open in 2050.  Below are the future plans and press release for the new MSG, which was sent to me by one of Larry Brooks’ “sources.” The plans are underway to create Madison Square Garden V, set to open in 2050. When complete the arena will feature wider concourses, overpriced watered-down beer, new first-class food and entertainment amenities, “bottle service”, silk to wipe your ass with, and LED video systems in 4D. Fans will discover a state-of-the-art venue that’s as forgettable as the Bryan Trottier era. And while a lot about The Garden may be changing, there’s one thing that will slowly erode – a passionate fan base. The fervor and intensity that has always made MSG the greatest arena in the world will cease to exist due to our “competitive” pricing structure.  And why not, it
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