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• Click here if you want to see the Full Ryan Kesler from the ESPN Body Issue, with the warning that it is somewhat NSFW and will make you feel horrible about that third slice of pizza last night. Harrison has more on the Vancouver Canucks bare-bottomed star on Pass It To Bulis, including the expected Photoshop whimsy.
• The Phoenix Coyotes signed Paul Bissonnette to a two-year contract extension. As per club policy, terms of the deal were not disclosed, although it's believe to be the first contract with a "panty soup" bonus clause. [Coyotes]
• Police seize $76,000 in counterfeit Winnipeg Jets jerseys. Police became suspicious when the jerseys were all found to have 2012 Stanley Cup Playoffs patches on them … [CBC]
The NBA's loss is the San Jose Sharks' gain according to one new fan: "But with the NBA cancelin...