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The breakout star of "HBO 24/7 Flyers Rangers" last night was Philadelphia Flyers goalie Ilya Bryzgalov, whose meandering thoughts on the mysteries of the universe and vast knowledge of endangered species laws made for an instant classic.
On of HBO's producers told us on Marek Vs. Wyshynski that we can expect to see more of Bryz during the next three episodes. But that's not nearly enough. In fact, HBO should just turn all of its original programming over to the Socrates of netminders.
Here are The 7 Ilya Bryzgalov HBO spinoffs we'd pay to see.
1. "Curb Your Bryzthusiasm"
Larry David is a professional curmudgeon. Ilya Bryzgalov is an immigrant that a Los Angeles judge rules must live in Larry's house for 60 days after an unfortunate dispute over taking seconds at a buffet at a local Russian restaurant. Hilarity ensues when Larry accidentally ru...