Forgive Eric Cantona Or He Will Fu*k You In The Ass

Found December 05, 2011 on Deuce of Davenport:

PLAYERS: Eric Cantona

Don’t believe him? Ask the Rolex-wearing Pope. Apparently Cantona gave it to him like an altar boy. Payback’s a *****, your eminence. You might remember Manchester United’s Eric “Ooh Aah” Cantona from such incidents as the infamous kung fu kick where he rushed into the crowd and dropkicked a Crystal Palace supporter in 1995. Well [...]

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