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Tuukka Rask: Vezina Winner, Stanley Cup Champ, Drummer

While taking a night off in Buffalo, Tuukka Rask went to a The Mustn’ts show and jumped on stage to play drums for their cover of Phish’s “Back on the Train.” I mean, Phish sucks, but we’ll just blame Tuukka’s love for them to the fact he’s Finnish and they like weird stuff… like Phish, apparently. For some reason, it made us think of when Lucic, Wheeler, Mark Stuart...
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Kevan Miller Out Indefinitely.

Kevan Miller is out indefinitely. Apparently he hurt his shoulder vs. Buffalo but I was at a wedding and didn’t watch it. Also I think Kevan Miller sucks so it doesn’t bother me. He will probably be replaced with the Bruins newest whipping boy Matt Bartkowski.
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New Gagne West T-Shirt!

With Gagne West dropping some hot **** on DOY, we decided it was time to immortalize him in a t-shirt. The good folks at Beast from the Northeast came to us with a collaboration idea and thus it was born. The Gagne West t-shirts are going to be a very limited run so grab one as soon as you can. We wanted our shirts to be as affordable as possible for you guys. Again, you can check...
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Griffith & Spooner heading to Providence

Kinda smelled this one when Gagne was signed, but Seth Griffith and Ryan Spooner are making their way back down to Providence. Bruins assign Seth Griffith and Ryan Spooner to Providence. Read official release: http://t.co/x5RoJwVxpi ^BB — Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) October 19, 2014 Better than them rotting on the 9th floor, we guess. We miss you, Spooner.
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Sveddy or Not…Here we come! Bruins WIN!!

As Marshall stated in this morning’s preview, tonight’s matchup against Buffalo couldn’t have come at a more opportune time.  This was as much a gimme game as any on an overcrowded October slate, and luckily the Bruins didn’t disappoint.  Kind of.  I got the call to write this recap because the rest of the guys had more pressing things to do on their collective social...
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7. Boston Bruins at Buffalo Sabres. Squash Match.

In pro wrestling, a squash match is when an established star gets paired against a career loser for the sole purpose of crushing them and building their credibility. Today, the Bruins are Shawn Michaels. Buffalo, sweet Buffalo. Today, and every other day on the NHL schedule, you’re the Brooklyn Brawler. Listen, the Bruins need this game like Jaromir Jagr needs to feast on the...
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This the new Dallas Stars logo?

New @DallasStars Logo? pic.twitter.com/lCWcgfxcUv — Marshall DaysOfY'Orr (@DOYMarshall) October 17, 2014 For those who don’t get the joke, read the news.
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Lucic blows a stiff $5k for jerking off gesture

No shocker here but looks like Milan Lucic is getting fined $5,000 for his jerking off gesture to Montreal fans at the end of last night’s game, according to ProHockeyTalk source. According to a source, Boston Bruins forward Milan Lucic has been fined $5,000 the maximum allowed under the CBA per Sportsnet’s John Shannon. Lucic and the NHL gave a new meaning to the word moneyshot...
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Introducing A Horrible New Feature: Worst Bruins Comments Of The Week

Hey dingleberries, welcome to a brand new feature here at DOY that will probably make you chuckle and/or want to throw yourself off the Tobin: Worst Bruins Comments of the Week. As you might have noticed, our bud Jim Lyons started a Twitter account (@BruinsComments) dedicated to pulling the stupidest, most insane, unintelligible comments regarding the Bruins from around the Internet...
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Me Lucic. Me No Smart. Bruins Lose.

First and foremost, I’d like to thank NESN for not airing the 21 minute (no exaggeration) pregame ceremony at the Bell Centre. You see, I have a fever that’s rapidly approaching 101 degrees and I really didn’t need all that hallucinatory stimuli. No, it’s not ebola. But if it is, I’m calling the Make-A-Wish foundation and telling them I want to hang out and share my bodily...
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6. Boston Bruins at Montreal Canadiens. Not Real Revenge.

You know what really says revenge to me? After getting embarrassed in the playoffs going into the person’s home arena and winning a regular season game. That is what revenge is to me. Not, say, eliminating them if you face them in the next playoff series. Nope. Defeating them in a regular season match-up! That is real revenge. Like if someone shot your mum and instead of shooting...
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Krejci 3:16 Says He Just Whipped Your Ass. BRUINS WIN!

Well that was something. Bruins played better. Not great, but better. Good step in the right direction. Having Krejci back is huge. Obviously. I mean just look what he did. His hands are so silky smooth that Victoria’s Secret has offered him a sponsorship deal. You know how everyone has that one really weird friend that wears silk boxers because he likes how it feels on his dong...
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Where Do Goals Come From? by Patrice Purrgeron

One night, during a game, the Bruins bench looked to the sky and saw something curious on the brightly colored board… Most of the Bruins hadn’t seen a goal before, and understandably they had questions… Uncle Purrgeron was a bit hesitant, but decided it was finally time the Bruins offense found out about the birds and the bees. He looked at their eager, curious faces and...
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5. Boston Bruins at Detroit Red Wings

“Don’t worry Pez, it is only Game 5!” will more than likely be the reaction if the Bruins lose tonight. I feel much better after my game 4 preview ranting but it didn’t really solve anything in terms of how I feel about this team. It isn’t that the Bruins are a bad team or even a team lost in transition, they’re just a team who isn’t playing to a tenth of their capabilities...
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Treat Yo Self! Bruins Uniform Onesie is Baller

You're welcome. http://t.co/RGCAVdZs0f — Rosetta DePaul (@rosettamarie_) October 15, 2014 Ho-ly. ****. The Hockey Sockey NHL team onesies are as close as you can get to suiting up in your favourite teams uniform. A full body suit with hoodie, pockets and back door “five hole trapper” flap, these onesies are the must have fan apparel. Wear it to the game, to a party,...
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Gagne West’s new joint “Goal Getter”

[Tuukka Rask] He scored some goals When they were in need Man he’s a sniping man indeed Oh he’s a goal getter, way over time Who scored on me (Peter gives him money) Now I aint saying he’s a goal getter (goals are in need) But he aint playin with no one else bitter (Peter gives him money) Now I aint saying he’s a goal getter (goals are in need) But he aint playin with no...
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VIDEO: Alex Ovechkin looks miserable as he’s groped & fondled in new music vid

@JustinDOY "Three and a half minutes of Ovie just standing there like a wax statue" Isn't that what he always does ? http://t.co/GGklKQY8LF — GermanBsFan (@Germanbsfan) October 14, 2014 Jesus… That burn was so hot our faces just melted.
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Tuukka Rask in ‘The Improper’

Thanks to Shawn Thornton’s foundation for pointing out that good ol’ Tuukka Rask is on the cover of this month’s The Improper. He’s featured in a story entitled The Rask Factor. He talks about what drives him on the ice and why he loves living in Boston. It’s a cool read, plus he’s a snazzy dresser Also, we totally read “Dancing Tips From Tom Bergeron” as “Dancing...
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A Days of Y’Orr Public Service Announcement

Over the past several days, we’ve received a lot of feedback regarding some of our opinions on our dear, dear Bruins. Apparently a lot of people are upset. Apparently we’ve offended a lot of people by things we’ve said or done. Apparently some of these people feel we should ease up on the Bruins or apologize or go die in a hole. The DOY Staff wants to let you know we’ve heard...
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Boston Bruins sign Simon Gagne to one-year deal

When you’re averaging one goal per game, you do things like this… Gagne's one-year contract is worth a cap figure of $600,000 ^CS — Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) October 14, 2014 From the Bruins press release: In his 13 seasons playing in the NHL, Gagne has scored a total of 288 goals with 309 assists for 597 points and a career plus-129 rating in 799 games. The 34-year...
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Special 6 Million Dollar Guest Recap. Bruins Lose.

Editor’s note: All of the DOY guys were busy doing better things that watching this hot pile of garbage, so we decided to bring in a guest writer today. Luckily, our number one choice wasn’t doing anything, so we bring you the musings of Bruins’ “first-line” winger, Milan Lucic.   Hey, gang. Milan Lucic here. Do you know who I am? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’m the biggest...
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The Bruins accidentally discover the net on Columbus Day

The Bruins accidentally discover the net on Columbus Day. — Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) October 13, 2014 Bruins tie it up in the second.
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4. Colorado Avalanche at Boston Bruins. Are They Trying Yet?

Set to the tune of 1492. In the year fourteen of zero plus two, The Bruins started one and two. They were just slapped down in Washington, And the stench of losing followed them. They lost by day, they lost by night, Tuukka was burnt from the red goal light. They had no way to score a goal, For David Krejci hurt his soul. He wasn’t able to dish the puck, And no one else could...
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Say Hello to the Boston Bees

Here’s a cool Transformer-inspired logo for Boston, created by Dave’s Geeky Ideas. Dave also makes those amazing nerdy hockey jerseys over at Dave’s Geeky Hockey, so be sure to check his stuff out. I’m personally waiting for an Assassin’s Creed jersey.   Already better than the NHL Guardians series.  
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If a recap fell in the forest…Bruins LOSE (badly)!

I was actually in the airport the other day when Pez asked whether I was able to write this recap.  I, like the Bruins, was on my way home from the **** show that had transpired at the Joe on Thursday night.  Jokingly (or at least I thought at the time), I said if the B’s played like they did against the Wings, all I’d have to do is post a single picture of hot garbage.  After...
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