OK, so not really a shocker. What would be shocking is if Patrice Bergeron wasn’t named a Selke finalist. But he is.
Patrice Bergeron has been named a 2014 Selke Trophy Finalist. Read full release for details: http://t.co/CPHj0IWwQV ^BB
— Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) April 24, 2014
And soon he’ll have another Selke in his trophy case at home. Or he should.
BOS LEADS SERIES 2-1.
Can we stop with the Marchand ********? I feel like there needs to be a hockey clinic on the difference between diving and embellishing. Can they mean the same thing? No, they can’t but they can be used in the same sentence. Point:
PK Subban is diving and embellishing to get calls out there.
What Marchand did on Tuesday isn’t a dive. It is embellishing...
Habs fan steals a stick meant for a little kid. That’s how they role up in Montreal. Even Patches is like “WTF, dude?”
Brad Marchand took a hit from Brendan “Let Me Fight Chara” Smith last night near the offensive blue line.
He got hit on one knee but favored the other while getting up, causing a firestorm on twitter.
I hope Marchand is nominated for an Oscar after that acting job. Somewhere Leo DiCaprio sobs.
— Pezident's Trophy (@PezDOY) April 23, 2014
But after the game, Brado had...
First rant. Then recap.
The Octopus throw is the dumbest ******* tradition in sports. It’s disgusting. Who in their right mind would want to skate through that slime? It hasn’t even made sense in about fifty years. You wanna throw a sixteen-tentacled sea beast on the ice? Go for it. Shouldn’t be too hard to find one in your cesspool of a city. And spoiler alert, octopus is...
I feel like I need to rant before every preview. This time it’s not the sack tapping of Milan Lucic that is pissing me off, it is the arrogance of Bruins fans. Okay, let me change that last sentence – it is the arrogance of ****** Bruins fans. I follow a lot of Bruins fans on Twitter and most of them are knowledge, die-hard, fantastic people to talk puck with. Then you have...
A belated Happy Easter, DOY readers! Hopefully the Easter Bunny was good to each and every one of you, loading you up with pounds of chocolate, Peeps, and jelly beans…while keeping you safe from the dangers of type 2 diabetes in the process.
For some of us, a Bruins playoff game was the best way to spend the holiday, and a fantastic bookend for what was definitely an interesting...
Ever wanted to sniff Tyler Seguin’s jock strap? Yes? No? Maybe?
What about physically own one of the mangood armor he wore when he was playing for the Boston Bruins?
Well now you can! cobracon39 on eBay is selling Seguin’s cup. It can be yours for $250.oo + s/h.
And the description:
Up for sale is Tyler Seguin’s game used cup from his jock strap. Acquired...
Before I get into the game preview, I want to address the Lucic crotch hit. For some reason, Milan Lucic feels it is completely necessary to smash another man’s hangers when he’s not paying attention. It is the largest form of cowardice you can display.
You’re taught at a young age that you fight fair but you never hit below the belt. Lucic apparently was never taught this...
Oooooh my name is Pavel Datsyuk. I have magic hands and score fancy goals meeeeeeeh.
Yeah Bruins. That’s what happens when you give Datsyuk space. Girls get off by just looking at his magic hands. If Datsyuk worked at a massage parlor and gave Happy Endings we’d go at least 80 times a week.
Great game other than the outcome though. The Bruins had their chances to win but just...
Yesterday the Boston Bruins published Law of the Jungle video to get fans pumped for tonight’s game.
This morning, it’s the calm before the storm…
Get your butts, ready.
Last night Crotch Coach Q had some colorful words for the refs and animated gestures to go along with it.
What everyone didn’t realize is that Coach Q is practicing for his summer dancing league he’s expecting to be joining in a week or two.
Man. Dude can dance. Don’t be hating.
Lady in the background looks either amazed or horrified.
IT’S HERE! IT IS HERE!
After the NHL teased us, probably called us names and gave us horrible votes on Tinder – the Boston Bruins are finally starting the playoffs.
Seriously, that Chara face will always make me laugh.
I feel like it’s been forever since the Bruins last played. The playoffs started on Wednesday and the Bruins start on ******* Friday. But hey, it doesn’t...
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single montage.
This post was written by my friend Ryan McDermott, who is running the 2014 Tough Ruck.
As some of you might know Doug Mitchell and I have been training to participate in this year’s Tough Ruck (toughruck.org), in conjunction with the Boston Athletic Association, who put on the Boston Marathon.
For those that don’t know, you’re probably asking “What is a ruck?” Well...
All this needs is Vincent Price narrating it.
We’re going to overlook things like wolves being in a jungle instead of forest, and why they’re talking about wolves for the team is about bears.
But we’re ready for some ******* playoff hockey, dammit.
You can make a case that America has many armpits.
- Lynn, MA
- Consol Energy Center
- Ryan Miller
- The entire state of Florida
If these are the armpits of America then Detroit is the taint. You know what, no – that’s an understatement. Detroit is the turtle head that’s poking out of the America’s brown eye during a long meeting after a night of cheap beer and Taco Bell...
The playoffs officially kicked off with three games last night. Hockey Night in Canada brought it as usual, providing an opening video that will send chills down your spine.
With the NHL playoffs kicking off tonight, I asked the many members of Days of Y’Orr to give me playoff predictions. Participating today is Jon, Pizz, Pete Blackburn – our super hunky media guy; new writers Chip and Marshall and then myself. Some gave quick one-liners, some gave paragraphs. This morning we looked at the Western Conference.
You can join our NHL Playoff...
With the NHL playoffs kicking off tonight, I asked the many members of Days of Y’Orr to give me playoff predictions. Participating today is Jon, Pizz, Pete Blackburn – our super hunky media guy; new writers Chip and Marshall and then myself. Some gave quick one-liners, some gave paragraphs. This morning we will look at the Western Conference and this afternoon, a look at the...
Zetterberg reiterated what has been said since he underwent surgery Feb. 21: He isn’t likely to play again unless there is a second round for the Wings.
“We were shooting for round two, and that’s still the plan,” he said. – Source
Sign posted on Bruins locker room door. Cc @HackswithHaggs #bruinstalk pic.twitter.com/xLHx7hOkBI
— Michael Giardi (@MikeGiardi) April 15, 2014
Chiarelli says "we're not counting on" Seidenberg. No clarity on McQuaid situation. Set with the D they have. #Bruins
— DJ Bean (@DJ_Bean) April 14, 2014
Last year we ran a playoff bracket challenge and people enjoyed it so we’re doing it again. As usual, sign up through NHL.com.
Here’s the link:
DOY Playoff Bracket Challenge
Apparently there was a hockey game today in New Jersey between the Devils and the Bosvidence Bruins. Did anybody watch it? Other than me, I mean? After Marshall’s preview, even I wasn’t looking forward to this two and a half hour time-suck. It’s a Sunday afternoon, after all, and chores needed to be done. We already know that we have home ice for as long as we’re...