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The Single Most Offensive Post Ever Written. Bruins Win!

For those unaware, today’s gameday preview caused a bit of a stir. Someone who doesn’t normally read the site asked us to change the headline. At first, we declined. As expected, twitter reacted calmly and rationally. J/K, they totally lost it. Story of the day: people came to an offensive hockey blog, read something offensive, and were offended. We were called trash boys, fine...
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12. Boston Bruins at Buffalo Sabres. CRIPPLE FIGHT!

Tonight’s game is the NHL’s version of Cartman’s ‘Crack Baby Athletic Association’. One baby, the Boston Bruins, has a crack addiction because they were unlucky. They were the unfortunate spawn of a ***** and a well paid executive who likes to spunk in the back of cars. The other crack baby, the Buffalo Sabres, was the spawn of a ***** who ****** a crack rock and didn...
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Krug Out; Warsofsky and Morrow Recalled

Torey Krug will miss 2-3 weeks with a broken finger. The Bruins have called up Dave Warsofsky and Joe Morrow from Providence.
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11. Minnesota Wild at Boston Bruins. Zach Attack Is Back Jack!

Minnesota seems like one of those weird, sneaky teams. You don’t really hear about them because they’re Minnesota. Their jerseys look like Christmas is always on its period and outside of throwing Scrooge McDuck’s vaults of coins at Zach Parise they haven’t really done anything with their franchise. Most people hear about the Wild because they are the “Not North Stars...
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Boston Bruins dress up as ‘Frozen’ characters for children

Holy. ****. How miserable do these guys look? Except for Krug who looks like a giant buttplug and Dougie who’s all smiles in his shiny dress. Speaking of Dougie. Him in that dress… Then you got poor Bartkowski. He looks like he belongs in one of those Sarah McLachlan ASPCA commercials. pic.twitter.com/eBWdl8V0F6 — Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) October 27, 2014 The whole...
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10. Boston Bruins at Toronto Maple Leafs. The Drinking Game.

With Zdeno Chara out for the foreseeable future, we here at Days of Y’Orr have turned to heavy drinking. Well, heavier drinking for some of us. We figured we might as well have some fun with this cirrhosis inducing nightmare. Feel free to play along with us. Grab your alcoholic beverage of choice (21+ only), soda or juice for you youngsters (Did I just say “youngsters?” How...
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5 days ago  |  Discuss

It’s The Return. Days of Y’Orr Live. Wednesday 10/29 at 8 PM

After sitting around with one thumb up our asses, one thumb in our mouths, then switching thumbs, we’ve finally decided to bring back Days of Y’Orr Live. So next Wednesday, October 29th, at 8:00 PM EST, we’ll bring you the first live chat of the season. We have much to talk about including: - Zdeno Chara’s injury and the lack of depth on defense - The gaping hole on the first...
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6 days ago  |  Discuss

COMING SOON: The Edge of JoeMorrow

Bless you, you beautiful bastard, Ian… Bruins are really on the edge of joemorrow after this Chara injury. — Ian McLaren (@iancmclaren) October 24, 2014 Live. Die. Repeat. Makes sense for a Chara-less Bruins.
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Worst Bruins Comments of the Week (Oct. 24, 2014)

Hey turdmongers, so you might have noticed that we debuted a new feature last Friday: Worst Bruins Comments of the Week. If you didn’t get to check it out, you can do so here…but here’s a little recap of what it’s all about: As you might have noticed, our bud Jim Lyons started a Twitter account (@BruinsComments) dedicated to pulling the stupidest, most insane, unintelligible...
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Zach Trotman and/or Joe Morrow are your Chara replacements

Zdeno Chara being out the next 4-6 weeks is a Jimmy Murphy wetdream. Sadly, this is an awful thing for the Bruins. But reinforcements are on their way… or something… Zach Trotman and Joe Morrow recalled from @AHLBruins and will be in Boston for practice this morning. — Mark Divver (@MarkDivver) October 24, 2014 Yikes. As Marshall said in last night’s recap: “The drop...
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Where’s the hard liquor? Chara Out 4-6 Weeks…

Fuuuuuuuck. Thiiiiiiiis. Bruins Zdeno Chara suspected left knee ligament injury.Expected out 4-6 weeks at which time they'll evaluate need for surgery or not. #TSN — Aaron Ward (@TSNAaronWard) October 24, 2014 Seidenberg – Hamilton McQuaid – Krug Bartkowski - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ So how long does Chiarelli wait until he overpays for a defenseman that’s 20x worse than Johnny...
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Have Your Parents Sign Your Permission Slip, We’re Going On A Feels Trip. Bruins Lose.

Oh, Johnny Boychuk in an Islanders jersey. Chad Johnson in the opposing net. I thought I was ready for this. I was not. *deep breath* OK, Marshall, you can do this… It looked like Boychuk would open the scoring early with an absolute Johnny Rocket that zoomed past Niklas Svedberg.Fortunately, Anders Lee has buried Matt Bartkowski into the net, causing a goaltender interference...
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9. New York Islanders at Boston Bruins. No Blowies Here.

If you came here expecting Boychuk blowies and handjos I am sorry to disappoint you. You can find enough Boychuk-ness around the Internet today that you don’t need another woe-is-the-Bruins post. It is a ******* game day and like it or not Boychuk is now the opposition. NO. STOP IT. When they introduce Boychuk, I hope he gets a standing ovation. He deserves it. He did a lot for...
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Top 5 most expensive games for Bruins tickets

The Boston Bruins finished the 2013-14 season with a 54-19-9 record and cemented a first-place finish in the Atlantic Division. While they were eliminated in the playoffs by the Canadiens in the Conference Semifinals, secondary market ticket prices for home games at TD Garden this season have increased considerably since last year. The season average for Bruins tickets at home is...
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Sharknado 3: Bear Rebellion. BRUINS WIN!

There were stretches where they were awful. There were so many times the Bruins made us poop our pants or flip off a box of kittens. But wow was that their absolute best game all season. This 5-3 victory over the Sharks was infinitely more important than a 4-0 domination over a team like the Sabres. This is the first game all season we’ve seen the Bruins BATTLE. Against one of...
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Zdeno Chara featured on cover of The Hockey News

Bruins on all the covers this month. Can we blame their play on that? Anyways, Chara is the latest Bruin to get his mug on the cover of a magazine. Chara featured on the bad ass new cover of The Hockey News (via @JKTHN): pic.twitter.com/E27VgILKsy — Ian McLaren (@iancmclaren) October 21, 2014 He is one scary mo’fo. His slapshots are considered a weapon of mass destruction.
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Milan Lucic is the Nutcracker

This was in Canafornians post on why they hate the Bruins. Spoiler Alert. But anyways, we found it so hilarious we had to share it here. Not sure what the best part is. The fans cheering or the “Nutcracker” goal-graphic up top? No idea who made this BUT WE MUST KNOW AND WE WANT THEM TO BE OUR BEST FRIENDS FOR THIS HILARITY. So if you know, let us know. Also someone really needs...
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8. San Jose Sharks at Boston Bruins. Danger: Splash Zone.

Warning: If you are in the first four rows above the glass you should wear a rain poncho in case Joe Thornton scores four goals and sprays you with his lil Joey Ts. The sad part is that is there’s a possibility that Thornton does score four goals tonight because Tuukka Rask has not had a great start to the season. Before DOY Facebook comments get all up in arms and start nailing...
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Tuukka Rask: Vezina Winner, Stanley Cup Champ, Drummer

While taking a night off in Buffalo, Tuukka Rask went to a The Mustn’ts show and jumped on stage to play drums for their cover of Phish’s “Back on the Train.” I mean, Phish sucks, but we’ll just blame Tuukka’s love for them to the fact he’s Finnish and they like weird stuff… like Phish, apparently. For some reason, it made us think of when Lucic, Wheeler, Mark Stuart...
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10 days ago  |  Discuss

Kevan Miller Out Indefinitely.

Kevan Miller is out indefinitely. Apparently he hurt his shoulder vs. Buffalo but I was at a wedding and didn’t watch it. Also I think Kevan Miller sucks so it doesn’t bother me. He will probably be replaced with the Bruins newest whipping boy Matt Bartkowski.
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New Gagne West T-Shirt!

With Gagne West dropping some hot **** on DOY, we decided it was time to immortalize him in a t-shirt. The good folks at Beast from the Northeast came to us with a collaboration idea and thus it was born. The Gagne West t-shirts are going to be a very limited run so grab one as soon as you can. We wanted our shirts to be as affordable as possible for you guys. Again, you can check...
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Griffith & Spooner heading to Providence

Kinda smelled this one when Gagne was signed, but Seth Griffith and Ryan Spooner are making their way back down to Providence. Bruins assign Seth Griffith and Ryan Spooner to Providence. Read official release: http://t.co/x5RoJwVxpi ^BB — Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) October 19, 2014 Better than them rotting on the 9th floor, we guess. We miss you, Spooner.
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Sveddy or Not…Here we come! Bruins WIN!!

As Marshall stated in this morning’s preview, tonight’s matchup against Buffalo couldn’t have come at a more opportune time.  This was as much a gimme game as any on an overcrowded October slate, and luckily the Bruins didn’t disappoint.  Kind of.  I got the call to write this recap because the rest of the guys had more pressing things to do on their collective social...
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7. Boston Bruins at Buffalo Sabres. Squash Match.

In pro wrestling, a squash match is when an established star gets paired against a career loser for the sole purpose of crushing them and building their credibility. Today, the Bruins are Shawn Michaels. Buffalo, sweet Buffalo. Today, and every other day on the NHL schedule, you’re the Brooklyn Brawler. Listen, the Bruins need this game like Jaromir Jagr needs to feast on the...
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This the new Dallas Stars logo?

New @DallasStars Logo? pic.twitter.com/lCWcgfxcUv — Marshall DaysOfY'Orr (@DOYMarshall) October 17, 2014 For those who don’t get the joke, read the news.
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