With Zdeno Chara out for the foreseeable future, we here at Days of Y’Orr have turned to heavy drinking. Well, heavier drinking for some of us. We figured we might as well have some fun with this cirrhosis inducing nightmare. Feel free to play along with us. Grab your alcoholic beverage of choice (21+ only), soda or juice for you youngsters (Did I just say “youngsters?” How...
After sitting around with one thumb up our asses, one thumb in our mouths, then switching thumbs, we’ve finally decided to bring back Days of Y’Orr Live. So next Wednesday, October 29th, at 8:00 PM EST, we’ll bring you the first live chat of the season.
We have much to talk about including:
- Zdeno Chara’s injury and the lack of depth on defense
- The gaping hole on the first...
Bless you, you beautiful bastard, Ian…
Bruins are really on the edge of joemorrow after this Chara injury.
— Ian McLaren (@iancmclaren) October 24, 2014
Live. Die. Repeat.
Makes sense for a Chara-less Bruins.
Hey turdmongers, so you might have noticed that we debuted a new feature last Friday: Worst Bruins Comments of the Week. If you didn’t get to check it out, you can do so here…but here’s a little recap of what it’s all about:
As you might have noticed, our bud Jim Lyons started a Twitter account (@BruinsComments) dedicated to pulling the stupidest, most insane, unintelligible...
Zdeno Chara being out the next 4-6 weeks is a Jimmy Murphy wetdream. Sadly, this is an awful thing for the Bruins.
But reinforcements are on their way… or something…
Zach Trotman and Joe Morrow recalled from @AHLBruins and will be in Boston for practice this morning.
— Mark Divver (@MarkDivver) October 24, 2014
As Marshall said in last night’s recap: “The drop...
Bruins Zdeno Chara suspected left knee ligament injury.Expected out 4-6 weeks at which time they'll evaluate need for surgery or not. #TSN
— Aaron Ward (@TSNAaronWard) October 24, 2014
Seidenberg – Hamilton
McQuaid – Krug
Bartkowski - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
So how long does Chiarelli wait until he overpays for a defenseman that’s 20x worse than Johnny...
Oh, Johnny Boychuk in an Islanders jersey. Chad Johnson in the opposing net. I thought I was ready for this. I was not.
*deep breath* OK, Marshall, you can do this…
It looked like Boychuk would open the scoring early with an absolute Johnny Rocket that zoomed past Niklas Svedberg.Fortunately, Anders Lee has buried Matt Bartkowski into the net, causing a goaltender interference...
If you came here expecting Boychuk blowies and handjos I am sorry to disappoint you. You can find enough Boychuk-ness around the Internet today that you don’t need another woe-is-the-Bruins post. It is a ******* game day and like it or not Boychuk is now the opposition.
When they introduce Boychuk, I hope he gets a standing ovation. He deserves it. He did a lot for...
The Boston Bruins finished the 2013-14 season with a 54-19-9 record and cemented a first-place finish in the Atlantic Division. While they were eliminated in the playoffs by the Canadiens in the Conference Semifinals, secondary market ticket prices for home games at TD Garden this season have increased considerably since last year. The season average for Bruins tickets at home is...
There were stretches where they were awful. There were so many times the Bruins made us poop our pants or flip off a box of kittens. But wow was that their absolute best game all season.
This 5-3 victory over the Sharks was infinitely more important than a 4-0 domination over a team like the Sabres. This is the first game all season we’ve seen the Bruins BATTLE. Against one of...
Bruins on all the covers this month. Can we blame their play on that?
Anyways, Chara is the latest Bruin to get his mug on the cover of a magazine.
Chara featured on the bad ass new cover of The Hockey News (via @JKTHN): pic.twitter.com/E27VgILKsy
— Ian McLaren (@iancmclaren) October 21, 2014
He is one scary mo’fo. His slapshots are considered a weapon of mass destruction.
This was in Canafornians post on why they hate the Bruins. Spoiler Alert. But anyways, we found it so hilarious we had to share it here.
Not sure what the best part is. The fans cheering or the “Nutcracker” goal-graphic up top?
No idea who made this BUT WE MUST KNOW AND WE WANT THEM TO BE OUR BEST FRIENDS FOR THIS HILARITY. So if you know, let us know.
Also someone really needs...
Warning: If you are in the first four rows above the glass you should wear a rain poncho in case Joe Thornton scores four goals and sprays you with his lil Joey Ts.
The sad part is that is there’s a possibility that Thornton does score four goals tonight because Tuukka Rask has not had a great start to the season.
Before DOY Facebook comments get all up in arms and start nailing...
While taking a night off in Buffalo, Tuukka Rask went to a The Mustn’ts show and jumped on stage to play drums for their cover of Phish’s “Back on the Train.”
I mean, Phish sucks, but we’ll just blame Tuukka’s love for them to the fact he’s Finnish and they like weird stuff… like Phish, apparently.
For some reason, it made us think of when Lucic, Wheeler, Mark Stuart...
Kevan Miller is out indefinitely. Apparently he hurt his shoulder vs. Buffalo but I was at a wedding and didn’t watch it.
Also I think Kevan Miller sucks so it doesn’t bother me.
He will probably be replaced with the Bruins newest whipping boy Matt Bartkowski.
With Gagne West dropping some hot **** on DOY, we decided it was time to immortalize him in a t-shirt. The good folks at Beast from the Northeast came to us with a collaboration idea and thus it was born.
The Gagne West t-shirts are going to be a very limited run so grab one as soon as you can.
We wanted our shirts to be as affordable as possible for you guys.
Again, you can check...
Kinda smelled this one when Gagne was signed, but Seth Griffith and Ryan Spooner are making their way back down to Providence.
Bruins assign Seth Griffith and Ryan Spooner to Providence. Read official release: http://t.co/x5RoJwVxpi ^BB
— Boston Bruins (@NHLBruins) October 19, 2014
Better than them rotting on the 9th floor, we guess. We miss you, Spooner.
As Marshall stated in this morning’s preview, tonight’s matchup against Buffalo couldn’t have come at a more opportune time. This was as much a gimme game as any on an overcrowded October slate, and luckily the Bruins didn’t disappoint. Kind of. I got the call to write this recap because the rest of the guys had more pressing things to do on their collective social...
In pro wrestling, a squash match is when an established star gets paired against a career loser for the sole purpose of crushing them and building their credibility. Today, the Bruins are Shawn Michaels. Buffalo, sweet Buffalo. Today, and every other day on the NHL schedule, you’re the Brooklyn Brawler.
Listen, the Bruins need this game like Jaromir Jagr needs to feast on the...
New @DallasStars Logo? pic.twitter.com/lCWcgfxcUv
— Marshall DaysOfY'Orr (@DOYMarshall) October 17, 2014
For those who don’t get the joke, read the news.
No shocker here but looks like Milan Lucic is getting fined $5,000 for his jerking off gesture to Montreal fans at the end of last night’s game, according to ProHockeyTalk source.
According to a source, Boston Bruins forward Milan Lucic has been fined $5,000 the maximum allowed under the CBA per Sportsnet’s John Shannon.
Lucic and the NHL gave a new meaning to the word moneyshot...
Hey dingleberries, welcome to a brand new feature here at DOY that will probably make you chuckle and/or want to throw yourself off the Tobin: Worst Bruins Comments of the Week.
As you might have noticed, our bud Jim Lyons started a Twitter account (@BruinsComments) dedicated to pulling the stupidest, most insane, unintelligible comments regarding the Bruins from around the Internet...
First and foremost, I’d like to thank NESN for not airing the 21 minute (no exaggeration) pregame ceremony at the Bell Centre. You see, I have a fever that’s rapidly approaching 101 degrees and I really didn’t need all that hallucinatory stimuli. No, it’s not ebola. But if it is, I’m calling the Make-A-Wish foundation and telling them I want to hang out and share my bodily...
You know what really says revenge to me? After getting embarrassed in the playoffs going into the person’s home arena and winning a regular season game. That is what revenge is to me. Not, say, eliminating them if you face them in the next playoff series.
Defeating them in a regular season match-up! That is real revenge. Like if someone shot your mum and instead of shooting...
Well that was something. Bruins played better. Not great, but better. Good step in the right direction. Having Krejci back is huge. Obviously. I mean just look what he did. His hands are so silky smooth that Victoria’s Secret has offered him a sponsorship deal.
You know how everyone has that one really weird friend that wears silk boxers because he likes how it feels on his dong...