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Occupy Octopi…Bruins Win!

First rant. Then recap. The Octopus throw is the dumbest ******* tradition in sports. It’s disgusting. Who in their right mind would want to skate through that slime? It hasn’t even made sense in about fifty years. You wanna throw a sixteen-tentacled sea beast on the ice? Go for it. Shouldn’t be too hard to find one in your cesspool of a city. And spoiler alert, octopus is...
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ECQF Game 3. Bruins at Red Wings. ☆

I feel like I need to rant before every preview. This time it’s not the sack tapping of Milan Lucic that is pissing me off, it is the arrogance of Bruins fans. Okay, let me change that last sentence – it is the arrogance of ****** Bruins fans. I follow a lot of Bruins fans on Twitter and most of them are knowledge, die-hard, fantastic people to talk puck with. Then you have...
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22 hours ago  |  Discuss

HERE COMES PETER COTTONTAIL, REVELLING IN THE DETROIT FAIL…BRUINS WIN! ☆

A belated Happy Easter, DOY readers!  Hopefully the Easter Bunny was good to each and every one of you, loading you up with pounds of chocolate, Peeps, and jelly beans…while keeping you safe from the dangers of type 2 diabetes in the process. For some of us, a Bruins playoff game was the best way to spend the holiday, and a fantastic bookend for what was definitely an interesting...
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2 days ago  |  Discuss

Now you can own Tyler Seguin’s game-used cup… ☆

Ever wanted to sniff Tyler Seguin’s jock strap? Yes? No? Maybe? What about physically own one of the mangood armor he wore when he was playing for the Boston Bruins? Well now you can! cobracon39 on eBay is selling Seguin’s cup. It can be yours for $250.oo + s/h. Mmm…. moldy…. And the description: Up for sale is Tyler Seguin’s game used cup from his jock strap. Acquired...
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2 days ago  |  Discuss

ECQF Game 2. Red Wings at Bruins. And on the third day, they scored (again?) ☆

Before I get into the game preview, I want to address the Lucic crotch hit. For some reason, Milan Lucic feels it is completely necessary to smash another man’s hangers when he’s not paying attention. It is the largest form of cowardice you can display. You’re taught at a young age that you fight fair but you never hit below the belt. Lucic apparently was never taught this...
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3 days ago  |  Discuss

Datsyuk Makes Us Hate Wizards. BRUINS LOSE.

Oooooh my name is Pavel Datsyuk. I have magic hands and score fancy goals meeeeeeeh. Yeah Bruins. That’s what happens when you give Datsyuk space. Girls get off by just looking at his magic hands. If Datsyuk worked at a massage parlor and gave Happy Endings we’d go at least 80 times a week. Great game other than the outcome though. The Bruins had their chances to win but just...
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4 days ago  |  Discuss

BRUINS: The Calm ☆

Yesterday the Boston Bruins published Law of the Jungle video to get fans pumped for tonight’s game. This morning, it’s the calm before the storm… Get your butts, ready.
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Coach Q Goes Dancing (GIFs) ☆

Last night Crotch Coach Q had some colorful words for the refs and animated gestures to go along with it. What everyone didn’t realize is that Coach Q is practicing for his summer dancing league he’s expecting to be joining in a week or two. Man. Dude can dance. Don’t be hating. Lady in the background looks either amazed or horrified.  
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4 days ago  |  Discuss

Eastern Conference Quarterfinals. Game 1. Red Wings at Bruins. ☆

IT’S HERE! IT IS HERE! After the NHL teased us, probably called us names and gave us horrible votes on Tinder – the Boston Bruins are finally starting the playoffs. Seriously, that Chara face will always make me laugh. I feel like it’s been forever since the Bruins last played. The playoffs started on Wednesday and the Bruins start on ******* Friday. But hey, it doesn’t...
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4 days ago  |  Discuss

Days of Y’Orr 2014 Playoff Montage

  A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single montage.
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5 days ago  |  Discuss

2014 Tough Ruck

This post was written by my friend Ryan McDermott, who is running the 2014 Tough Ruck.  As some of you might know Doug Mitchell and I have been training to participate in this year’s Tough Ruck (toughruck.org), in conjunction with the Boston Athletic Association, who put on the Boston Marathon. For those that don’t know, you’re probably asking “What is a ruck?” Well...
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BRUINS: The Law of the Jungle ☆

Chills. All this needs is Vincent Price narrating it. We’re going to overlook things like wolves being in a jungle instead of forest, and why they’re talking about wolves for the team is about bears. But we’re ready for some ******* playoff hockey, dammit.  
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5 days ago  |  Discuss

Detroit: America’s Turtlehead. ☆

You can make a case that America has many armpits. - Lynn, MA - Consol Energy Center - Ryan Miller - The entire state of Florida If these are the armpits of America then Detroit is the taint. You know what, no – that’s an understatement. Detroit is the turtle head that’s poking out of the America’s brown eye during a long meeting after a night of cheap beer and Taco Bell...
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5 days ago  |  Discuss

Hockey Night In Canada 2014 Playoff Opening

The playoffs officially kicked off with three games last night. Hockey Night in Canada brought it as usual, providing an opening video that will send chills down your spine. Enjoy.
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6 days ago  |  Discuss

DOY NHL Eastern Conference Predictions. ☆

With the NHL playoffs kicking off tonight, I asked the many members of Days of Y’Orr to give me playoff predictions. Participating today is Jon, Pizz, Pete Blackburn – our super hunky media guy; new writers Chip and Marshall and then myself. Some gave quick one-liners, some gave paragraphs. This morning we looked at the Western Conference. You can join our NHL Playoff...
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6 days ago  |  Discuss

DOY NHL Western Conference Playoff Predictions ☆

With the NHL playoffs kicking off tonight, I asked the many members of Days of Y’Orr to give me playoff predictions. Participating today is Jon, Pizz, Pete Blackburn – our super hunky media guy; new writers Chip and Marshall and then myself. Some gave quick one-liners, some gave paragraphs. This morning we will look at the Western Conference and this afternoon, a look at the...
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6 days ago  |  Discuss

Zetterberg skating, questionable for series vs Boston ☆

Zetterberg reiterated what has been said since he underwent surgery Feb. 21: He isn’t likely to play again unless there is a second round for the Wings. “We were shooting for round two, and that’s still the plan,” he said. – Source
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7 days ago  |  Discuss

Claude Julien Bans Shorts from Locker Room ☆

Sign posted on Bruins locker room door. Cc @HackswithHaggs #bruinstalk pic.twitter.com/xLHx7hOkBI — Michael Giardi (@MikeGiardi) April 15, 2014
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Chiarelli: Don’t count on Dennis Seidenberg returning ☆

Chiarelli says "we're not counting on" Seidenberg. No clarity on McQuaid situation. Set with the D they have. #Bruins — DJ Bean (@DJ_Bean) April 14, 2014
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8 days ago  |  Discuss

DOY Playoff Bracket Challenge ☆

Last year we ran a playoff bracket challenge and people enjoyed it so we’re doing it again. As usual, sign up through NHL.com. Here’s the link: DOY Playoff Bracket Challenge  
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8 days ago  |  Discuss

IF A TREE FELL IN THE FOREST, WOULD IT MAKE A SOUND IF NOBODY GAVE A ****? BRUINS LOSE! ☆

  Apparently there was a hockey game today in New Jersey between the Devils and the Bosvidence Bruins.  Did anybody watch it?  Other than me, I mean?  After Marshall’s preview, even I wasn’t looking forward to this two and a half hour time-suck.  It’s a Sunday afternoon, after all, and chores needed to be done.  We already know that we have home ice for as long as we’re...
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8 days ago  |  Discuss

Does This Make Justin Johnson a Boston Folk hero? ☆

Spoiler: Not really, but that’s what was said about Evander Kane after he knocked the crap out of Matt Cooke right after the Savard incident, so we’ll roll with that narrative for funsies. This is David vs. Goliath. And David just whooped Goliath’s ass, sooooo yea. Let’s see that **** again. And again. And again. Anyways, what a blast by Justin Johnson on John “How the...
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9 days ago  |  Discuss

82. Boston Bruins at New Jersey Devils. The End of the Beginning

It’s finally here. Thank sweet chocolate christ on a cracker, the end of the regular season is here! All that stands between the Bruins and a first round matchup with Detroit is a sixty minute game that means absolutely ****-all in Newark. That’s right, Marchand, go refill your Valtrex prescription, the season ends in Dirty Jersey.   In all likelihood, this is the last game...
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10 days ago  |  Discuss

TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE! BRUINS WIN!

HA! I’m officially in now. I distracted Purrgeron with a laser pointer and a bag of catnip and next thing you know, I had a login and posting privileges. You can follow me on Twitter. Much like my articles, 90% of it is delusional rambling, but it’s good for an occasional laugh. Just like the Leafs, only intentional. Lots of team hardware handed out before puck drop. Marchand...
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10 days ago  |  Discuss

81. Buffal – Wait, Who The Hell Still Plays For Buffalo? ☆

Seriously, after Miller and Ott were traded who the hell still plays for Buffalo? John Scott – although one can argue that what he does out there isn’t really considered hockey. I mean, yeah – they’re playing for the basement and the Bruins are playing for April 15th (which I believe is the start of the playoffs). These last two games man, such a grind. I’m glad they...
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11 days ago  |  Discuss
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