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YEEE-HAAAAA! The Oakland Raiders could move to San Antonio, Texas

KSK Apparently the Raiders are more upset than we thought over Roger Goodell’s suggestion they share the new Levi’s Stadium with the 49ers while a new stadium presents itself in Oakland. So upset, Mark Davis is looking for a cozy little stadium down in San Antonio, Texas where he can, “place a statue of his father in front of [it].” How quickly could this whole deal turn...
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3 hours ago  |  Discuss

Fans Are Always More Supportive When You Haven’t Had The Chance To Annoy Them

Getty Image Training camps are underway, meaning reporters have more access to players than they have the past few months. More access means more chances for leading questions meant to generate headlines. A popular one this year, or at least one that has been successful generating #content, is asking a new free agent acquisition whether he likes his new team’s fans better than...
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5 hours ago  |  Discuss

How the Ravens can look even worse handling the Ray Rice suspension

The Ravens, undeterred by how the world reacted to them living-Tweeting the Ray Rice press conference in which his own wife apologized for being the victim for abuse, seem to be doubling down on how low they can drag their franchise’s image. One would think that Kevin Byrne, Senior Vice President – Public & Community Relations, would have taken something away from the very...
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6 hours ago  |  Discuss

Andre Reed Called Johnny Manziel ‘Johnny Rookie ********

Getty Image In a piece in New York Magazine that mostly focuses on the future of the Bills, Bon Jovi’s attempt to purchase the team and the enmity the city of Buffalo has for him, there’s a section where two fans trying to keep the team in Buffalo catch up with Andre Reed, the soon-to-be Hall of Fame enshrined former Bills receiver, in a casino. While expressing such sentiments...
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7 hours ago  |  Discuss

KSK Exclusive: Inside Look At The New ‘Redskins Facts’ PR Campaign

Via Twitter, we’ve been alerted to new ad campaign the Washington Redskins are running on Sports Illustrated’s website, presumably to rekindle public support of the team, as well as the team name. Snyder’s quest to prove that his beloved team name isn’t racist goes a little deeper, though. We dug through the SI.com source code, and were able to unearth many more ads set...
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8 hours ago  |  Discuss

We Simulated The 2014 NFL Season One Million Times And Roger Goodell Died In Eight Of Them

Via Tombstone Generator y'all The folks at Football Outsiders ran a little experiment the other day in which they simulated the 2014 NFL season a million times and found that the Oakland Raiders, who boast both the lowest mean projected DVOA and the most difficult projected schedule, would win the Super Bowl 373 times. Even that figure sounds high but I won’t argue with statistics...
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10 hours ago  |  Discuss

KLEARINGHOUSE: The 2014 Conversion Van Craze

Via Julie Cousins In 2014, you’re not **** in the NFL unless you’re pushing an old conversion fan. For example, Jay Cutler has one, as does future New Yorker scribe Kirk Cousins. And everyone knows that Rob Ryan has been rolling his smelly old van through the drive-in porn theaters of our great country. Okay, that’s the only three that I know of, but it’s a hard-and-fast...
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13 hours ago  |  Discuss

Fun With Peter King: World Tour has started and you can Tweetup with him!

KSK When we last left our favorite Nuggeteer, he was just getting back from vacation and calling for the US involvement in the Russia-Ukraine situation. This week he starts his annual trip visiting training camps around the country. Hope he brings up Gaza down in Texas. As always, this column has been edited from its original running time for length and sanity. Parental guidance...
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1 day ago  |  Discuss

Watch Peyton Manning Do His Country Android Dance For You

You might say Peyton Manning is simply observing the end of PFT Commenter’s White History Month by showing off his very dad dancing skills at while “Rocky Top” played Broncos training camp. Even though Wes Welker didn’t go to Tennessee, he felt compelled to join in for obvious reasons. [via]
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KLEARINGHOUSE: Goodell Underling Sent Out to Defend Ray Rice Punishment

The NFL deployed its senior vice president of labor policy and government affairs, Adolpho Birch, to “Mike & Mike” to defend the righteousness of the two-game suspension levied against Ray Rice last week for assaulting his then-fiancee back in February. In the meantime, there’s no word on when Roger Goodell will address the league’s choice of discipline publicly, if at...
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Now Jerry Jones Is Saying He Was Just About To Draft Johnny Manziel

Via Busted Coverage When Johnny Manziel fell to the Cowboys’ 16th overall pick in this year’s draft, the world rejoiced that the perfect pairing of exhaustively covered team and exhaustively fretted-about quarterback was about to be realized. Johnny Football would be the ol’ Double J’s next BRIGHT SHINING STAR. There were reports at the time that Jones would do anything to...
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NFL Responds to NYT Editorial Supporting Marijuana Legalization

(via Getty Image) From the Desk of the Commissioner: As you’re probably now aware, the editorial board of the New York Times advocated for a repeal on the United States’ prohibition of marijuana in a recent op-ed piece. They laid out several arguments: the fact that marijuana is supposedly less dangerous than alcohol and tobacco, the alleged health benefits, and something about...
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1 day ago  |  Discuss

Sexy Friday: Grab the keys and let’s get out of here.

Tumblr Not sure about you guys, but I’m ready to grab the keys and the hell out of here and have a weekend. Stay out of the heat, try out a new bar for some fancy cocktails, see a movie. Six more weekends before football begins, means it’s crunch time for finishing up projects around the house before we completely give up for the season.  Don’t worry though, Sexy Friday is...
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4 days ago  |  Discuss

Klearinghouse: Pouncey Twins being sued for assault, Browns “alarmed” by Manziel

- Breaking news out of South Florida this afternoon: Mike and Maurkice Pouncey are being sued for damages in relation to a fight that happened at their birthday party on South Beach. The claimants say the Pounceys and their security detail hurled homophobic slurs at one of their party, began to fight and repeatedly punched and kicked him while he was in the fetal position before...
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4 days ago  |  Discuss

Joe Flacco Learns To Swear From Terrell Suggs

Joe Flacco was quiet. He didn’t know why carefully removing his slacks from his suitcase, unfolding them then refolding them before he put them in drawer was so soothing to him, but it was. Remove pants. Shake pants out. Fold pants. Remove pants. Shake pants out. Fold pants. Their creases were perfectly aligned. For a $120.6 million Joe wanted to make sure the team knew he would...
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4 days ago  |  Discuss

KSK Mock Draft- Your worst football moments

Peanuts In honor of the new trailer for “50 Shades of Grey” making its debut, we’re going to indulge in a little masochism of our own for this mock draft. We’re selecting the worst memories that we have, whether it be taking a helmet straight to the nuts in Pop Warner, or the recollection of a certain catch that was made by a certain new member of the Giants’ front office...
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4 days ago  |  Discuss

The Jaguars EverBank Field Pools Are Ready

Reddit The Jaguars have added a pool to EverBank Stadium for this season and they look like they’re filled and ready to go… For soccer? Well, two out of three isn’t bad. You have a pool, a view and hey, are Jags fans really prepared to watch Blake Bortles staring over the shoulder of Chad Henne for the next two months waiting to start? Maybe a nice match of soccer will ease...
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4 days ago  |  Discuss

How to Draw Jay Cutler

DrawPlayDave Previous Drawing Lessons! How to Draw Tom Brady How to Draw Andy Reid How to Draw Peyton Manning 
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4 days ago  |  Discuss

Best Week/Worst Week: Local Reporters and Weed Enthusiasts

RG3 wearing one black cleat. One white. #Redskins pic.twitter.com/7PHVTRO0wV — Dianna Marie Russini (@NBCdianna) July 24, 2014 There is nothing that local sports reporters love more than the start of NFL training camp. After a long summer of baseball and staring at the sun until it hurts, local reporters get to report on the stuff that matters. It’s basically camp for them...
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4 days ago  |  Discuss

Who wants cleaner (beer pong) balls this tailgate season? Clean Cup Does

Kickstarter Half the fun of going to football games is tailgating beforehand, and a good 20-30% of the fun at tailgates is found in spirited beer pong games. Except, as anyone who has played beer pong in a dirty parking lot just a few feet away from a Port-a-Potty will tell you, it’s pretty disgusting to play. One enterprising engineering student is looking to clean up everyone’s...
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5 days ago  |  Discuss

KSK Mailbag: Roger Goodell is a misogynistic piece of garbage

Pardon the ol’ video up top of yours truly, but I spent most of my day being pissed at Roger Goodell and the NFL for the slap on the wrist they gave Ray Rice for punching his now-wife unconscious. If you or I or any other NFL fan knocked our fiancée out on camera in front of witnesses, we’d be looking at jail time and the unemployment line. Ray Rice gets a two-week suspension...
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5 days ago  |  Discuss

Who needs a nice story about some puppies?

Getty Image Well too bad, because you’re not getting one here. Remember last week when the Cleveland Browns announced they were going to replace Chomps, a person in a dog suit, with Swagger, a live bullmastiff? Sounded like a cute story. Dog runs out with players onto the field, dog hopefully doesn’t take out any mini horses on the way, maybe we all get a laugh if it pees on...
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5 days ago  |  Discuss

Better Know a Former Backup QB: Steve Bono

In order to get you through the drudgery of the off-season, we here at KSK are cranking up the nostalgia machine and looking at some of the immortal backup quarterbacks in NFL history. You’ve loved some of these guys, and utterly ******* loathed others, but you definitely remember them. Either way, you might be wondering what they’ve been up to since leaving their clipboard duties...
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5 days ago  |  Discuss

Vikings Mike Priefer Apologizes For Remarks, Bringing Shame to the Vikings

Getty Image Bad news beat day continues today as the Vikings Mike Priefer apologized today in his first public remarks since his suspension was announced by the league last week. According to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, Priefer opened with the following statement: I’d like to start off by saying that I like to set a higher standard for myself — a higher standard of conduct...
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5 days ago  |  Discuss

The All-Hair Metal Arena Football League

Getty Image Earlier today, it was announced that Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil would be purchasing in Arena Football League team that will play in Las Vegas.  He will reportedly call his team the Las Vegas Outlaws, which is stupid because: A. It was already the name of an XFL team B.  Gene Simmons already has the L.A. Kiss – why not counter with the Las Vegas Crue. It has...
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5 days ago  |  Discuss
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