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Everything is coming up Cleveland this morning in the NFL

Getty Image  Everything is coming up Cleveland Browns this morning, so here is a round up of your northeast Ohio-centric news: - Browns head coach Mike Pettine says he’ll name a Browns starting quarterback before the third game of the preseason game against the St. Louis Rams on August 23. That’s like a month away! Holy crap, we’ll know in about four weeks if we need to keep...
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Tim Tebow NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Via NFL.COM NFL.com, Tim Tebow staying in shape, hoping for another NFL chance.
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Titans quarterback Zach Mettenberger’s place in Roll Tide history

Shutterstock - London, 2 AM. A shadowy figure pulls a young prostitute into a darkened doorway. He whispers into her ear, “Roll Tide” as he runs a knife across her throat then lets her lifeless body slip to the ground with muffled thud. - Bradley hasn’t slept in nearly two years, his eyes glued to dual monitors tracking the markets as he juggles multiple investment accounts...
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White History Month- Top 10 White Owners in the History of the NFL

Getty Image Welcome back to White History Month in the NFL. Today were celebrating the forgotten heros of White NFL culture- the owners. We already celbrated one great White owner- Dan Snyder, but heres a defintive ranking of the top 10 White Owners of all time. 10. Art Rooney legends revealed As Mike Florio notes in his 2001 classic SciFi/NFL novel “Quaterback of the Future...
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Fun With Peter King: False Hope Springs Eternal in Buffalo

When we last left Peter King, he was scratching his sweaty balls and then smelling his fingers, and not doing much else. Which coincidentally is what Christmas Ape will be doing over the next week, so here I am. But what about this week? Will Peter mail in this week’s column as a protest of the EXTORTION on the part of his employer of only allowing him to take off two months during...
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Where is Tony Dungy’s Anti-Gay Three Game Suspension, NBC?

Getty Image  Tony “Focus on the Family” Dungy couldn’t help but say something stupid yet again, this time in an interview with the Tampa Tribune in an article titled, Holding Players to a Higher Standard. What did Dungy bring up this week? Why of course he wouldn’t have drafted Michael Sam, because he would have been a distraction to the team. “I wouldn’t have taken...
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Weekend Klearinghouse: All the news the league wanted you to miss

Getty Image   - Marcell Dareus reported to Bills camp and failed the conditioning test and was placed on the non-football injury list. Tough break for a guy who still waiting to see what is going on with his offseason hijinks of street racing and synthetic weed. Consider us old, but synthetic weed sounds like something you pick up at Spencer’s while cruising the mall before heading...
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What are the odds Rob Gronkowski is healthy enough to play the entire season?

Getty Image Rob Gronkowski is so sure he’s ready to come back from ACL surgery, he’s saying (to his Football 101 training camp) that he not only believes he’ll be ready for the New England Patriots’ season opener against the Miami Dolphins on September 7, but he’ll even play the entire season. Consider us skeptics. Gronk is known just as much for his time on the sidelines...
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Minnesota Vikings Suspend Coach Mike Priefer For Three Games For Anti-Gay Nuclear Island Remark

Getty Image Good to see the Vikings make a news dump so late on a Friday night, they could have read the Saturday morning paper while doing so. Perhaps as planned or perhaps pressured into it by the threat of a lawsuit for the full report, the Minnesota Vikings released a memo from the employment law firm Littler Mendelson P.C. late this evening to summarize the longer six-month...
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Sexy Friday Takes Five

Sarah stumbles into the KSK offices. As was mentioned in today’s 30 Weeks post, I’m off for the next week. Sarah will be running the show in my absence. The day before vacation it’s really hard to focus so I’m afraid I’m phoning in this block of filler text that’s needed to introduce sexy pics. You’re just lucky I haven’t already started drinking*. *I have. Tumblr...
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Your Guide To What Will Happen In Training Camp

(via Getty Image) Hey guys, guess what? Training camp is about to start! That means it’s almost time for football season. Well, not real football season, that’s not for six weeks… but hey the preseason is just two weeks from now! We can see fourth-stringer playing mediocre football in real, actual NFL jerseys! In the mean time, here’s a guide to some of the storylines you’ll...
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Oh, so you love us enough for the Draft but not an NFL team?

SLS Well, look who the cat dragged in. Is that you, NFL? Still in your tux from the ESPYs, smelling like cheap perfume and even cheaper champagne, I see. Been wandering the streets, hitting every dive from downtown to Chinatown to K-Town to Larchmont (okay fine, a light salad and a crisp pinot grigio in Larchmont) to Hollywood before climbing all the back to the top of our hills...
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KSK Mock Draft: Companies with terrible customer service

EliteSigns In the spirit of the Comcast employee who was recorded being a huge pain the ass, we’re drafting companies that we would love to eliminate due to their customer service reputations. As anyone who has ever worked a public facing job will tell you, there are many customers who are worse than the worst customer service representatives. However, there are also companies...
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How to draw Tom Brady

In this next installment of my handy “How to draw Football” series, I bring you the dreamboat himself. Let’s find out how to draw Tahmmy Braydeh  
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Best Week/Worst Week: The Saints and the The 49ers

Getty Image Jimmy Graham is back, and it’s only going to cost the Saints some relief pitcher money. $21 million guaranteed is a lot for a tight end, but an incredible bargain for Graham. In other Saints news, they are set to open training camp at The Greenbrier Resort in White Sulphur Springs. That seems like a pretty nice place to spend a few weeks. Their own brand new facility...
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KSK Mailbag: Holy crap, we can actually talk about fantasy football again

Getty Image Oh my God! We’re halfway through the summer, and it actually MAKES SENSE to talk about fantasy football again! I actually did my first mock draft the other day! It was great! We’ll get right to your questions THAT INCLUDE LEGITIMATE FANTASY QUESTIONS in a second, but first: If the 33K-word Bucs story was on another site, it would be RT’d endlessly by journalists...
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Danny Woodhead has a children’s book

Amazon The hardest choice Barns and Noble ever had to make was whether to put this in the Scrapbook or Pop-Up book section. When I started writing “The Book of Woodhead” series, I didnt think that anyone had beat me to the punch but here we are. While my acounts of Dannys life are painstakingly factual this seems to be more of a instruction manual for youre kids to play the game...
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Raider Nation fights bureaucracy

He looks down at his index cards, shuffling them nervously, going over the talking points in his mind. He hears his name called – the one his parents gave him, the one he hasn’t used in years. He folds his bifocals neatly and tucks them neatly into his leather suitcase. He takes a deep breath, stands, and approaches the microphone. This is his chance to tell these City Council...
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Native American Tribe Refuses to Accept The Redskins Donation For a Skate Park

Getty Image In an effort to counteract the extensive negative press that the team has received and show that the Redskins actually do (or appear to) care for the Native American community, Dan Snyder announced back in March the establishment of the Washington Redskins Original Americans Foundation, a campaign to provide assistant to needy Native tribes. This NFL largesse amounted...
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KLEARINGHOUSE: Sam’s Speech and Johnny Nissanball

Here’s Michael Sam’s emotional speech from the ESPYs upon receiving the Arthur Ashe Courage Award. Presenting the award is The Rock, who probably made more gay jokes in the average wrestling show than tackles Sam will have this season. – Meanwhile, Marshawn Lynch accorded the ESPYs the sartorial respect the event deserves, which is none, so good look, BEEF MOE. Via Twitter...
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DirecTV (maybe) no longer needed for Sunday Ticket (sorta)

Via NY Post Remember when some high profile NFL players debated DirecTV’s Sunday Ticket monopoly? Well, their pleas were heard and now maybe or maybe not because of DirecTV’s new deal with AT&T, you can maybe or maybe not shell out dough for access to Sunday Ticket – sort of – without a DirecTV subscription. A new site, launched today, outlines all your options and it...
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KILL KILL KILL: Happy Birthday, Barry Sanders

Today is Barry Sanders’ 46th birthday and, to mark the occasion, we feature a lion narrowly avoiding death at the jaws of a crocodile. You say this is a disrespect way to mark a great man’s birthday and I counter that it’s not every week that we have a Kill Kill Kill post that contains zero killing. IT’S THE GREATEST HONOR WE CAN BESTOW! Anyway, in case you’d like a more...
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KLEARINGHOUSE: Whither Ben’s Bloat?

Via Busted Coverage Ben Roethlisberger is vacationing in the Bahamas. The fact that girls are comfortable enough to pose for pictures with him on the beach is much more shocking than the fact that he has a stupid chest tattoo. Though the fact that he’s looking slightly less bloated these days is a mild shock. – Colin Kaepernick posed for a photo with U.S. soccer star Sidney Leroux...
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Kommentariat Komments of the Week: July 9-15, 2014

As Troll-So-Hard University pointed out this week, sometimes it’s very frustrating to be a KSK Kommenter because all of the good jokes go so quickly and quite often we all feel what Troll-So-Hard University described as, “That komment was so good that I was angry that I didn’t think of it.” Kommentariatfruende might be a good word for it.  I am your host Sarah Sprague and...
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Requiem For An Orton

Twitter On Tuesday, it was reported that the Dallas Cowboys are releasing Kyle Orton. The news came as no great surprise. Orton hadn’t appeared at any the Cowboys’ off-season minicamps and there were reports that the quarterback is intent on retiring, despite the fact that in doing so he’ll have to return $3 million in signing bonus rather than suffer the indignity of battling...
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