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NFL Plays, Ranked

We have ONE MORE DAY until NFL season starts folks and I’m so juiced and jacked my neighbors already calling the cops on me for disturbing the peace/running ileagal daycares but I don’t care I’m a American and I’m “Ready for some football!” so I made you a definitive ranking of the best plays to watch on NFL Sundays feel free to argue although you probably wont have much...
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September 04, 2013  |  Discuss

The Real Reason Your Favorite Team Won’t Win the Super Bowl That SI Is Scared To Tell You

Spoiler alert.Recently, SI ran a 32-page slideshow giving a reason why each team in the NFL wouldn’t win the Super Bowl. Not only was it shameless click-bait, but it was awful. Let’s pick one sentence at random.And if you think Danny Amendola can survive the entire season without an injury, you’re whistling in the wind.Be careful the next time you pick up a copy of SI at the...
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September 04, 2013  |  Discuss

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Cincinnati Bengals

Last year: 10-6, second in AFC North, lost in Wild Card roundAcquisitions: James Harrison, Tyler Eifert, Giovani Bernard, Margus Hunt, Mike Nugent, Josh JohnsonDepartures: Nate Clements, Manny Lawson, Bruce Gradkowski, Brian Leonard, Josh BrownVegas win total over/under: 8 1/2 winsVerdict: OVERFive things James Harrison hates more than the “Hard Knocks” cameras:- Roger Goodell...
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September 04, 2013  |  Discuss

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Tennessee Titans

Last year: 6-10, third place in AFC SouthAcquisitions: Shonn Greene, Bernard Pollard, Chance Warmack, Ryan Fitzpatrick, George Wilson, Andy LevitreDepartures: Jared Cook, Steve Hutchinson, Matt Hasselbeck, Will WitherspoonVegas win total over/under: 6 1/2 winsVerdict: UNDERFive players Bernard Pollard can injure in lieu of another Patriot this season:- Ben Roethlisberger- Golden...
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September 04, 2013  |  Discuss

Highlights From The Season Finale Of Bengals ‘Hard Knocks’

Actually, you know what? All you really need to see is the outtakes of James Harrison being hostile with the NFL Films cameramen that was shown during the end credits. The rest of the episode is associated with the business of trimming a roster down to its regulation size, which can be affecting stuff, but doesn’t make for great bite-size highlightable content.The shot of the seamstress...
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September 04, 2013  |  Discuss

Bengals ‘Hard Knocks’ Season Finale Open Thread

Safe to say at this point I’m fairly indifferent to this, the second Bengals season of “Hard Knocks”. But, you know, I went to the trouble the cover the previous four episodes. Would be kind of awkward not to do the same with this one.So it comes to this. For the sake of continuity!Join me, won’t you, for more people being cut, I guess? And best case scenario: more James...
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September 03, 2013  |  Discuss

Rex Ryan Falls Off The New York Jets Media Bridge

(via Getty Image)Mark Sanchez: This isn’t looking good for my surprise starting quarterback party. It’s been almost two weeks and I still haven’t gotten my invitation, which is pretty rude, don’t you think?Shonn Greene’s Empty Locker:Mark Sanchez: Right? And then that Geno Smith has been hanging out with Coach Ryan, teaching him about art, why he shouldn’t swear and about...
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September 03, 2013  |  Discuss

Roddy White Calls Twitter Hater A ‘Disrespectful Little Peasant’

Roddy White isn’t known for being the most delicate Twitter presence, judging from his harsh words for the Saints as well as his reaction to the George Zimmerman verdict. So if you’re gonna troll him on social media, don’t be surprised if he doesn’t just take it in stride.Take yesterday, for example.It's Labor Day we working— Roddy White (@roddywhiteTV) September 2...
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September 03, 2013  |  Discuss

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: New England Patriots

Last year: 12-4, AFC East champs, lost in AFC ChampionshipAcquisitions: Danny Amendola, Aaron Dobson, Tommy Kelly, LeGarrette BlountDepartures: Aaron Hernandez, Wes Welker, Brandon Lloyd, Danny Woodhead, Patrick ChungDearly departed: Odin LloydPlayer brought on just to annoy us for the preseason: Tim TebowVegas win total over/under: 11 winsVerdict: PUSHFive previously unknown players...
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September 03, 2013  |  Discuss

Kill Kill Kill: The Tree of Life

Well friends, it’s time to bid farewell to the Kill Kill Kill series until the next NFL off-season. As always, they have served us admirably in the act of killing, both in the literal sense of dead wild animals and the figurative sense of passed time during the endless football off-season. In our finale, a lioness climbs a tree to nab a baby baboon. Nice hustle, lion lady. The...
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September 03, 2013  |  Discuss

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Indianapolis Colts

Last year: 11-5, lost in Wild Card roundAcquisitions: Ahmad Bradshaw, Gosder Cherilus, Matt Hasselbeck, LaRon Landry, Bjorn Werner, Greg TolerDepartures: Dwight Freeney, Donnie Avery, Austin Collie, Jerraud Powers, A.Q. Shipley, Tom ZbikowskiVegas win total over/under: 8 1/2 winsVerdict: OVERFive reasons you can’t arrest John Boyett:- Because he’s a Colts player.- Oh wait. He...
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September 03, 2013  |  Discuss

The Most Joe Flacco Of Inspirational Quotes

With the season opener just days away, the Baltimore Ravens Facebook page posted the above inspirational quote from Joe Flacco. Did I say inspirational? I meant kind of boring and long-winded. But it’s presented as though it’s supposed to be inspiring. Are the Ravens good? Who knows, but they do feel like they’re good, but in a measured way that doesn’t get carried away with...
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September 03, 2013  |  Discuss

Peter King, Esquire Of Law And Promotion

When we last left our favorite broccoli-topped scribe, he was doling out fantasy football advice, inviting people to join his daughter’s fantasy football league and telling the world he usually is ninth in her fantasy league. Circle of life, my friends. King also lobbied for a pay increase for flight attendants, so let’s see if he offers his support to the striking workers in...
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September 02, 2013  |  Discuss

All 32 starting NFL QBs as their team name

My last post with Matt Schaub as a kangaroo got a good response, so I decided to take things one step further. I don’t know if anyone has ever asked what every QB could look like as their team name, but I decided to answer that very question. Because reasons.Things started off easy enough. Most of the teams are just animals.  But after the animals end, things start to get a little...
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September 02, 2013  |  Discuss

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Seattle Seahawks

WELP.Last Year: 11-5Acquisitions: Percy Harvin, Michael Bennett, Cliff Avril, Christine Michael, Tarvaris Jackson :(Departures: Matt Flynn, Alan Branch, Jason Jones, Leroy Hill, Leon WashingtonAcquisitions who were subsequently cut: Antoine Winfield, Brady Quinn :)Vegas win total over/under: 10.5Verdict: OVER?Five people/objects taller than Russell Wilson:- Brandon Weeden lol-...
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September 02, 2013  |  Discuss

The Last Sunday Without Football Until February 9, 2014

(via Getty Image)Today is the last Sunday without football until February 9, 2014. Make the most of it. Go for a bike ride at the beach with your family, finish the mulching project in the garden you started in June, or give your grandparents a call. Maybe even watch a baseball game, you know, if you’re into that sort of thing (weirdo).Finalize your fantasy football rosters. Make...
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September 01, 2013  |  Discuss

Patriots Release Tim Tebow Causing An Immediate Run On Schadenfreude

(via Getty Image)The New England Patriots released quarterback Tim Tebow today causing an immediate run on schadenfreude as NFL.com broke out their giant “BREAKING NEWS” banner for a controversial player known more for not playing than he is playing. Despite having both God and Patriots owner Robert Kraft lobbying for Tebow to make the final roster, common sense ruled as head...
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August 31, 2013  |  Discuss

Sexy Friday Is Done Waiting

I don’t wanna startle anyone, but there’s FOOTBALL A-COMIN’. Okay, college football is already here and that’s all well and good. But it’s next Thursday is the true return of our sport of sports. That’s right, by this time next week, we’ll already be making fun of whoever lost between the Broncos and Ravens while setting the rest of our fantasy lineup for the weekend...
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August 30, 2013  |  Discuss

KSK Kommenter Draft: Desert Island Albums

It’s the last weekend of the stupid useless ass preseason! Of course that means it’s also the last week of offseason drafts. Take a minute to pretend to be sad, then remember that we’re getting real football next week. Also, fantasy football next week. I think we’ll all accept that trade-off.For this year’s Kommenter Draft finale, we’re going with another suggestion from...
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August 30, 2013  |  Discuss

Matt Leinart Already Cut By The Bills

Remember it well, this week of August 25-31, 2013. For it marked the beginning and the end of the glorious Matt Leinart era in Buffalo. On Sunday, the Bills emerged triumphant in their pitched battle with the Jets to claim Leinart’s epic bro talents. After doing so, the next day the Bills expressed their intention to start undrafted rookie Jeff Tuel in their Week 1 game against...
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August 30, 2013  |  Discuss

Rob Jackson Tackles Two Buccaneers At Once

The fourth preseason game is the cruelest of the bunch. It’s the closest to the start of the regular season and yet the most pointless. Probably why Seneca Wallace opted to retire instead of show up for the 49ers preseason finale when he knew he was getting cut anyway. But in the defense of the fourth preseason game: this happened. Redskins linebacker Rob Jackson tackled Buccaneers...
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August 30, 2013  |  Discuss

Science Says Rooting For a Losing Team Makes You Fat

(via Getty Image)It’s bad enough being a fan of a team that loses. After the first wave of crippling despair passing, you begin questioning why you get so emotionally involved in a team that you’re not actually a part of. And what’s worse, that involvement isn’t just taking a toll on your emotional health, it’s bad for your physical health as well.A study published Monday...
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August 30, 2013  |  Discuss

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: Miami Dolphins

(via Getty Image)Last Year: 7-9Acquisitions: Mike Wallace, Brent Grimes, Will Davis, Brandon Gibson, Dustin KellerDepartures: Jake Long, Reggie Bush, Richard Marshall, Anthony Fasano and, of course, Dustin KellerVegas win total over/under: 7.5Verdict:(via Getty Image)I’ve been trying to be very, very optimistic about the Miami Dolphins lately, because it’s just way too easy to...
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August 30, 2013  |  Discuss

KSK Sex & Fantasy Football Mailbag: Draft Strategy & Penile Measurement

My first of five fantasy drafts is tonight. Well, second of six, actually, but I auto-drafted the first one on Sunday because I was stuck in a car. SO! My first REAL fantasy draft is tonight, and with it comes a new season of Keepers, the show where I tell all my competitors who I’ll be targeting. DAMMIT.I will try not to use this mailbag as a forum to shamelessly pimp Keepers...
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August 29, 2013  |  Discuss

2013 KSK NFL Prekkake: New Orleans Saints

Last year: 7-9, third place in NFC SouthAcquisitions: Keenan Lewis, Kenny Vaccaro, Kenny Stills, Chris Carr, Jim LeonardDepartures: Sedrick Ellis, Chase Daniel, Devery Henderson, Chris Ivory, Will Smith (injury)Vegas win total over/under: 9 winsVerdict: OVER(via Getty Image)Five ingredients in Rob Ryan’s Jammin’ Jambalaya:- Spicy 12-piece mixed from Popeye’s- Box of Bugles...
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August 29, 2013  |  Discuss
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