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The Season Wraps Up Here Baby!

What a 2013-14 Fantasy Basketball Season its been!  There have been tears, there have been laughs, there have been [formerly] Luminescent Lithuanians... Hard to believe a mere six-and-a-half months ago, we were launching into the season.  Man, was I right to be scared of Tobias Harris' ankle!  It ended up being scarier than watching Alien as a 10-year-old!  Something was...
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1 day ago  |  Discuss

Tyreke Plundah’s Da Thundah

I don't know today's title has a Boston accent, just sorta happened!  Tyreke Evans absolutely tore up the Thunder last night, slashing-n-gashing his way to a 41/9/8/3/0 line with only one turnover.  I don't know what's crazier, that line or a Pelicans win!  That starting NO line-up other than Evans was scrub city.  If you followed the news leading up to this game...
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2 days ago  |  Discuss

Brewers Of The World Are On Fire!

Brewers baby!  Best record in baseball.  9 in a row.  Oh yea, this is basketball, but man!  My Brewers are unstoppable!  And it carried over to the hardwood, when Corey Brewer had maybe the most preposterous, out-of-nowhere game all year.  I actually did highlights for the Wolves Rockets game Friday night, and it was like watching a pickup game where one guy was just light...
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3 days ago  |  Discuss

Foye II Men

Razzball Nation!  Man, scary to think there's only a week left of the regular season.  Where has all the time gone?!  While the majority of leagues have wrapped up, we've still got some extended H2H finals and Roto players out there who need a pickup for The End of the Road.  And why not Randy Foye after his 30/5/15/2/0 explosion last night?  "Wait, don't you...
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7 days ago  |  Discuss

RCL Recap: Crowning The 2013-14 Razzball Basketball Champion

The 2013-14 RCL season is in the books, and congratulations to High as Greg Kite!  Great, now I have to shave that into my head... Ugh!  Which sucks because I'm tall too.  People are going to think it's some statement or something...  I really hate I made this the grand prize!  Of course Greg also wins a championship jump suit and Razzball T-shirt as we went over in...
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8 days ago  |  Discuss

REL Champion Crowned. Slim Me!

The Razzball Elite League has it's first champion!  And not to spoil who won the inaugural year, but I think a certain Razzball staff member might finally be able to shave!  Congratulations to Slim for winning the REL league and keeping some respect for our staff players in the league.  Pete Nice had injuries and I had awfulness!  Tough hurtles to overcome in 20-teamers....
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9 days ago  |  Discuss

Thee Placeth Thy Trophy Upon Thy Mantle

Razzball Nation!  Hopefully you're hopping over here to boast your hardware.  To flaunt your gold.  To show us all your bigger red ass to display your dominance over us weakling chimps!  Most H2H leagues wrapped up last night, and I had a brutal year.  Multi-titles last year, not a one this time out.  But hey!  It's been a fun season, and we've still got a few...
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10 days ago  |  Discuss

Blake Griffin Triple Doubles, Triple Doubles His Injuries

"Whoa JB, two straight titles with 'Triple Double' in em.  You get an F for creativity, ya wank!"  Well, I have an F for you troll commenter!  Hard not to talk about trip dubs, especially when you have only two games and with under ten seconds left the dude hurts himself again.  Monster line from Blake Griffin in the loss to the Mavs, putting up 25/10/11/1/1...
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13 days ago  |  Discuss

I Love Triple Doubles!

Can I has Triple Doublez? Man watching Kevin Love is fun.  I think he should enter the NFL draft.  Deep outlets like these, plus he's almost 7 feet and would never get a pass deflected at the line!  I can just picture Kevin Costner and Denis Leary debating over it with the Browns first round pick.  "I'm not taking some bearded seven foot douchebag when I've got...
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14 days ago  |  Discuss

Swaggy P And The ThrAGNOF Explosion

Hmmmm, ok, who did you pick in you office "who scores 40 points tonight" pool?  I bet the Vegas odds were... a million to one on Nick Young.  "So you're saying there's a chance!"  Too bad Nick Young sucks in fantasy.  You actually have to go back 15 games to find him putting up a 5 in any counting stat other than treys.  The ThrAGNOF fairy strikes...
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15 days ago  |  Discuss

Time To Flex Your Biceps, Uncle Drew Is Almost Back!

"1,000, 1,001, 1,002, 1,003.  Wow, I can hardly lift my left arm I did so many. I don't know if you heard me, but I did over 1,000."  Maybe should've stopped at like 40!  Kyrie Irving strained his left biceps a couple weeks ago, sending owners into a furious frenzy of wire replacements.  And one of the most fun times of the year (although you could argue most...
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16 days ago  |  Discuss

Boards-N-Blocks: Ball Hawks

Fantasy basketball gurus started drooling around the All-Star break: The Atlanta Hawks have a schedule that’s favorable to the fantasy basketball playoffs! Mark your calendars! Set the alarms on your smart phone device thingys! That’s right, fantasy ballers in search of boards and blocks, this means guys like Pero Antic, Elton Brand, Mike Scott and Mike Muscala will have four...
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17 days ago  |  Discuss

Hey Mr. D.J., Put A Career-High On!

The Finals are here (well for RCL and most standard H2H leagues)!  And if you're like me, and you didn't have Kevin Durant or LeBron James on any of your teams and got knocked out, it's baseball time!  Shameless plug!  Starting next Monday, you can check out my Pitcher Profiles if you're about to hopscotch to baseball as well.  To those of you still in your fantasy...
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17 days ago  |  Discuss

Buy/Sell: The Champ Is Here! Er, Somewhere…

If you've made it this far, you are about to head into the championship match week, or perhaps your semi finals. Wait, whut? There are a smattering of leagues only starting their playoffs now?? Madness. In March. Hmmm... that's catchy, should try to remember that one. I digress. You gotta get your game-face on, your heart rate up! Go to your bathroom, turn up your volume...
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19 days ago  |  Discuss

Jordan Finally Getting Over The Hill

The Lakers.  The Bucks.  Two terrible teams enter.  Only one team wins (well, actually neither of these teams are winners, unless you count if they get the first pick in next year's draft, I guess winning the lottery is something...).  Two horrible teams with fast-paced awfulness where we see flashes of fantasy goodness.  And we got another taste of the sweet nectar that...
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20 days ago  |  Discuss

Slim Pickens – Haunting You In The Final Days Of Your Season

Isn't it nice when everything falls into place?  Like when you drive home from work and catch nothing but green lights all the way.  I'm not sure what you call that feeling.  I say I'm not sure, not because I can't use a thesaurus, but because I don't have those kinds of days anymore.  I'm sorry to sound all doom and gloom but at this time of year, when...
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21 days ago  |  Discuss

The Scrubs Will Come Out, To-Morrow!

Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be ThrAGNOF!  Full disclosure - I had to look up this song from that movie about a weird looking ginger chick and it's about coming of age or something.  No, not Teeth!  Last night, an injury-ravaged, de-taloned Pelicans went out and shocked the Clippers.  Kevin Hart, apparently a big Clippers fan, got to travel with LA on...
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21 days ago  |  Discuss

RCL Recap: The Other Final Four

Final Four is here, finally. Not that one, Pffft. The Random Commenter League Final four. Each league is down to the semis. Bye weeks are done. Let's dance! Who's the champ gonna be? Not this fella, that's for certain. This will be this year's last article for me, so let me say that is was an honour compiling information for you guys that you could have easily looked...
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22 days ago  |  Discuss

Hot Wheels! Leading The Way!

Last night might have been an utter low for the New York Knickerbockers.  Haha, yup they get a full name scolding like your mom used to do.  Got shellacked by the Lakers by 31, in another horrific TNT Overtime fail.  It's funny that the Lakers were involved in another redonkulous blowout this month:  One because the first was also on TNT OT when the Clippers beat them by...
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22 days ago  |  Discuss

By Starting Ramon Sessions, Larry Drew Does Something Right. FINALLY!

It's been a year long punching bag.  Larry Drew sucks, he has no idea how to grow a young team, and because he plays guys different minutes every night the Bucks are atrocious and have no cohesion.  But that's nothing new, as he was awarded the first Razzball Worst NBA Coach Razzie.  It'd be a wonder if he could do anything right!  Yesterday, I said Ramon Sessions...
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23 days ago  |  Discuss

Boards-N-Blocks: A Tale Of Two Centers

If Samuel Dalembert was drafted in your league this year, I’m guessing it was late. He was taken 12th in one of my leagues, and in the Razzball Dynasty League he was taken with the 176th pick for $6. If Gorgui Dieng was drafted in your league this year, I’m guessing it was by a Louisville alum or a native of Senegal. He wasn’t taken in any of my leagues, including the Razzball...
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24 days ago  |  Discuss

Wahhhhhhhhhh I’m Jarrett Jack!

Perhaps the funniest catch phrase I made up with my buddies while watching the NBA through college -"Wahhhhhh I'm Jarrett Jack!" - can be used in so many instances.  It's like Brian Dennehy's speech about how versatile the F-Bomb is when he played Bobby Knight in an ESPN movie.  Whomever greenlit that idea, airing a movie with constant F-Bombs on ESPN2, is...
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24 days ago  |  Discuss

2013-2014 NBA Razzies: Awards Ceremony

JB - Welcome to the first annual 2013-2014 NBA Razzies!  A celebration and a spectacle of everything that went wrong for fantasy owners in the 2013-2014 NBA season.  We opened polls for fantasy owners to submit their votes on deserving nominees, and the tallies are in, the nominees are here, there really isn't a more spectacular night for NBA fans, is there Slim? Slim - That...
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26 days ago  |  Discuss

Buy/Sell: Playoffs – The Round Two Injury Boogaloo

I imagine if you're reading this, you have an injury or two on your fantasy roster, and you need promenade left to do-si-do your way into week 2. I don't know where I'm going with this analogy, I'm more of an electric bugaloo type myself. But while I may not understand the allure of square dancing, I do understand all too well how an injury can derail your playoff...
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26 days ago  |  Discuss

Gorgui Goes Goro

Yet another start for the Gorgui Apparatus, with Gorgui Dieng going all out with a Goromotaro!  I have to say, definitely the most unexpected Goromotaro since the term was coined.  22/21/4/1/0 and double-doubles in his last three games.  Except this was a double double-double.  There's so many Ds in that sentence you'd think I was daydreaming about Tyra Banks!  And while...
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27 days ago  |  Discuss
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