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Here’s Kate Upton cradling some baby chicks in her ample bosom (photo)

Yeah, this is pretty much pandering at its lowest common denominator, but I do not expect many complaints. Because I know my audience, and I know them well. Here’s the equation: Kate Upton + “ample bosom” = pageviews Actually, you could probably subtract “ample bosom” out of there and the equation would still be correct. [...]
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September 06, 2012  |  Discuss

Hey, Packers fans: Clay Matthews has issued a ‘Predator Pose Challenge’ (video)

Fans of the Green Bay Packers are a notoriously dedicated bunch, willing to go above and beyond to demonstrate their loyalty to all-things-Packers, which is why I am certain that the “Predator Pose Challenge” from linebacker Clay Matthews — he of the mad videobombing exploits — will garner oodles of attention in the fine state [...]
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September 06, 2012  |  Discuss

John Clayton rocks ponytail, Slayer shirt in best ‘SportsCenter’ commercial ever (vid)

ESPN has made many fantastic SportsCenter commercials over the years, but it could be argued that none of them hold a candle to the newest one, which features buttoned-down NFL analyst John Clayton playing against character in an ad where Neil Everett praises him for always being a dedicated Johnny-On-The-Spot whenever an NFL report needs to [...]
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September 06, 2012  |  Discuss

If you ever wanted to watch an NBA player eat ribs in slo-mo, here you go (video)

For some reason perhaps known only to them, the brilliant comedy minds over at the NOC, the same folks behind the brilliant Steve Nash movie parody videos, believed it would be gripping to watch San Antonio Spurs player Stephen Jackson eating fried ribs and slow motion. And do you know what? They were absolutely correct. [...]
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September 06, 2012  |  Discuss

Boston Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo joins GQ as fashion intern (photos)

In a move announced by GQ’s editor-in-chief Jim Nelson and effective Thursday, Boston Celtics superstar point guard Rajon Rondo has joined the magazine as a fashion intern for the duration of New York Fashion Week. According to a GQ press release, Rondo will be working closely with Jim Moore, the magazine’s creative director, and the Celtics [...]
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September 06, 2012  |  Discuss

Mark Sanchez cracks ‘joke’ about Jets owner’s pro-Tim Tebow comments

Sigh. Another day, another chapter in the Mark Sanchez-Tim Tebow-New York Jets-Quarterbacking-Conundrum saga. According to a report from the New York Daily News, Sanchez cracked a joke about Jets owner Woody Johnson’s pro-Tebow comments last week when the man who signs Sanchez’s paychecks said, “I think you can never have too much Tebow.” Proclaiming later that [...]
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September 06, 2012  |  Discuss

Giants LB Mathias Kiwanuka complains about refs, crafts brilliant one-liner

There was much trepidation, hand-wringing and a sense of apprehension with a tinge of dread being felt by fans, players and likely, the NFL as well as the New York Giants and Dallas Cowboys took the field at MetLife Stadium on Wednesday night as the teams kicked-off the 2012 NFL season. And of course, it had nothing [...]
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September 06, 2012  |  Discuss

ChiSox fan dropping two balls highlights wacky day in stands at U.S. Cellular (video)

And now, Part II in our Thursday morning series, “When Trying to Collect Souvenir Balls at the Park Goes Wrong”: during the Chicago White Sox-Minnesota Twins tilt at U.S. Cellular Field on Wednesday, in an act of ham-fisted ineptitude, a ChiSox fan dropped not one, but two foul balls hit right at him. The balls [...]
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September 06, 2012  |  Discuss

Gabby Douglas leads Pledge of Allegiance at Democratic National Convention (video)

Personal politics aside, no need for a PoFloWa here, folks — here’s some interesting news where sports and the presidential election have met and it comes from what happened at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, N.C.: Olympic gold medalist Gabby Douglas led delegates at the DNC in the Pledge of Allegiance on Wednesday afternoon. Via the Des [...]
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September 06, 2012  |  Discuss

Jerry Jones makes his son-in-law clean his glasses for him (animated GIF)

Jerry Jones is filthy stinking rich. He is also something of an egomaniac. And when you put those two things together and toss in a few other character flaws — like enjoying the act of belittling people by making them perform menial, personal tasks — on top of egomania, you have evidence that the Dallas [...]
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September 06, 2012  |  Discuss
THE WORST, JERRY

Man steals souvenir ball meant for little girl

There are bad people in this world, then there are people like the guy in the below video who jumped in front of a girl an intercepted a ball tossed in her direction by a player that appeared to be meant for her. Those kind of people, you see, are the worst. During Wednesday night’s [...]
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September 06, 2012  |  22 Comments

Oklahoma State student punches roommate who said football was ‘stupid’

It’s a safe bet that a majority of the students at Oklahoma State University love their football. But in light of the following story, the same can’t be said about the roommate of one apparently diehard Oklahoma State Cowboys fan. What can be said about said roommate, however, is that deciding to make the outrageous [...]
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September 05, 2012  |  Discuss

Tigers ball boy picks up fair ball, much to the disgust of RF Brennan Boesch (video)

A Detroit Tigers ball boy had an embarrassingly awkward experience during Tuesday’s game against the Cleveland Indians, something I imagine he’s still shuddering in horror over. During the top of the 3rd inning with the Tribe leading 2-0, Indians shortstop Asdrubal Cabrera hit a ball right down the first base line that first-base umpire James Hoye ruled [...]
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September 05, 2012  |  Discuss
SIGN OF THE TIMES

Fans bring homophobic banner to h.s. game

During ESPN’s broadcast of a high school football game between Alabama schools Spanish Fort and Daphne, fans of Spanish Fort were spotted waving a banner. Unfortunately for anyone watching, the banner contained a homophobic insult directed at the team colors of the school’s opponent. Making light of Daphne’s purple uniforms, Spanish Fort fans held up [...]
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September 05, 2012  |  7 Comments

Donovan McNabb catches on with a new NFL team…at NFL Network

Shockingly, given how horribly he performed over his past few seasons, NFL teams showed little to no interest in Donovan McNabb during the offseason, and now that rosters are effectively set heading into opening weekend, it has been announced that the former NFL quarterback is signing on with a different kind of NFL team…as a [...]
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September 05, 2012  |  Discuss

A bit of the old NBA ultra-violence: Five minutes of flagrant fouls, anyone? (vid)

Just because the flagrant foul is the most egregious, over-the-top and dirty act a player can commit on a basketball court against his opponent, that does not mean viewing nearly five minutes of some of the best samples of said affronts to fair, decent and honorable game play the NBA has had to offer over [...]
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September 05, 2012  |  Discuss

Dwyane Wade explains why he wears glasses with no lenses in them

Of all the fashion-forward NBA stars — and there are a ton of them, or at least a lot of players who believe they are on the forefront of fashion — Dwyane Wade ranks near the top of the list. Always looking dapper, Wade also is never afraid to stuff the envelope as it relates [...]
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September 05, 2012  |  Discuss

Rejoice, Interwebs: Ozzie Guillen has made a triumphant return to Twitter

iam. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack — Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 5, 2012 It has been 110 long, Ozzie Guillen-less days on the interwebs since the Miami Marlins skipper delighted us with his sometimes nonsensical, often in Spanish and always entertaining ramblings courtesy of his Twitter account. And even though the Marlins are suffering through a terrible season, it [...]
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September 05, 2012  |  Discuss

350-pound pitcher manages to steal third base in minor league game (video)

During a game between the Louisville Bats, the Triple-A minor league affiliate of the Cincinnati Reds and the Indianapolis Indians, the Triple-A affiliate of the Pittsburgh Pirates, something occurred that may never be seen again: a ginormous relief pitcher that tips the scales at a whopping 350 pounds, managed to steal a base. And third base at [...]
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September 05, 2012  |  Discuss

Dwight Howard says he was on the toilet when earthquake hit L.A. (video)

Lakers center Dwight Howard is new to the west coast and Los Angeles, so it is likely that he is not familiar with exactly what occurs when an earthquake hits. And even though the tremors that hit the Los Angeles area early Monday morning only registered a lackluster 3.2 on the Richter Scale, for someone [...]
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September 05, 2012  |  Discuss

To show he is ‘ready to fight for NHLPA,’ Alex Ovechkin got a haircut (photo)

im ready to fight for NHLPA!!!! Hahaha!! twitter.com/ovi8/status/24… — Alex Ovechkin (@ovi8) September 4, 2012 Washington Capitals superstar Alexander Ovechkin is just a boy with a new haircut (and that’s a pretty nice haircut). Now that I have the obligatory Pavement reference out of the way, allow me to opine that Ovie’s new hairdo [...]
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September 05, 2012  |  Discuss

Update on San Francisco Giants’ ‘Bruce Lee Tribute Night’: The awesome t-shirts (photo)

On Thursday night we highlighted the news that the San Francisco Giants might have come up with one of the best promotions ever with its “Bruce Lee Tribute Night” on Sept. 4, an event that will include included a bevy of Bruce Lee-themed festivities. And as part of the buildup to the amazing event, the [...]
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August 31, 2012  |  Discuss

Those aren’t headphones! Kate Upton models Skullcandy gear, etc. etc. (photos)

Other than reading about which NFL player that you never heard of might not be an NFL player any longer, it has been a relatively quiet “breaking sports news” day on the interwebs. And as the old saying goes, “Idle hands are the Devil’s workshop,” so I figured I’d be the last blogger to exhibit [...]
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August 31, 2012  |  Discuss
ON YOUR TOES

US Open ball boy eats it during match

As Cosmo Kramer showed us in that one Seinfeld episode — and why shouldn’t fictional characters on old television shows be able to provide valuable lessons so long as I can incorporate them into a dated pop culture reference — it’s that anybody with enough heart, grit and determination can earn a spot on the [...]
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August 31, 2012  |  Discuss

Houston Astros SS Marwin Gonzalez hits first base bag, takes flight (video)

In today’s second serving of video oddity from Thursday night’s Houston Astros-San Francisco Giants tilt — Marco Scutaro’s amusing wardrobe malfunction being the other — here we find shortstop Mawin Gonzalez’s unbelievable aerial escapades. While trying to leg-out an infield single in the 9th inning after the ball caromed off Giants pitcher Javier Lopez’s foot directly to [...]
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August 31, 2012  |  Discuss
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