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You Can’t Stop Nickelback, You Can Only Hope A Falling Meteor Vaporizes Their Tour Bus

When a group of enterprising Detroit Lions fans formed an alliance to circulate an online petition last week in a desperate effort to prevent Nickelback from performing at halftime of the Lions’ Thanksgiving Day game on Nov. 24 against the Green Bay Packers, many hoped that such an inspired movement might work. Sadly, despite over [...]
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November 11, 2011  |  Discuss

Wake N’ Blog: DUI Suspect Starts Car On Fire During Traffic Stop

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Send tips, link submissions, etc. to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com. • Police noticed 20-year-old Becca Voss weaving in and out of lanes at approximately 2:53 a.m. After pulling her over and noticing glassy, red eyes and appearing disoriented, Voss, smoking a cigarette, dropped her heater in the [...]
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November 11, 2011  |  Discuss

Rubber-Gloved ‘Prostate Czech’ Asks Hockey Players About Prostate Exams (Video)

Hilarious, yet strange. Very, very strange. While the above “Episode 1″ featuring Branko, a/k/a “The Prostate Czech,” a tracksuit-wearing Eastern European guy who straps on a rubber glove and approaches men to ask them if they would like a prostate exam only features a couple of hockey players and Branko’s interactions with them, the subsequent [...]
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November 11, 2011  |  Discuss
FOR A GOOD CAUSE

Minor league hockey team's 'sea' jerseys

No matter whether the newest novelty jerseys for the Florida Everblades cause your mind to turn to the trippy YouTube video for “Octopus’s Garden” by The Beatles, “Under the Sea” from The Little Mermaid or SpongeBob SquarePants, there is no arguing one certifiable fact: these jerseys are downright adorable. Not that I would want to [...]
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November 10, 2011  |  Discuss

(Video) Watch Steve Downie Get His Clock Cleaned By Braydon Coburn

This brouhaha occurred during the Tampa Bay Lightning’s 2-1 overtime win over the Philadelphia Flyers, and believe you me, it’s a doozy. One relevant piece of information which makes the fight even more compelling: Braydon Coburn is 6’5″, 220 pounds, a full six inches taller and twenty pounds heavier than his fellow pugilist. This Steve [...]
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November 10, 2011  |  Discuss

Crikey! John Daly Is Not Welcome Back In Australia (At Least To Golf)

He’s banned? He’s banned. But what is he going to do for vegemite sandwiches? Trevor Herden (not to be confused with Tyler Durden), the director of tournaments for Golf Australia has decreed that John Daly is not welcome at the Australian PGA Championship in two weeks, or any time after, for that matter, after the [...]
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November 10, 2011  |  Discuss

Could This Be The Philadelphia Flyers Winter Classic Jersey?

An intrepid tipster alerted the always-excellent Puck Daddy to this eBay listing which purports that the above jersey is what the Philadelphia Flyers will don for the 2012 Winter Classic on Jan. 2. when they take on the New York Rangers at Citizens Bank Park. The description of the intriguing item: Brand New with Tags [...]
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November 10, 2011  |  Discuss

Check Out Adam Scott’s Albatross At The Australian Open

No, Adam Scott is not parading around a ginormous seabird around the grounds of The Lakes Golf Club in Sydney Australia. That would be kooky, although it would be a sight to see, to be sure. But perhaps even more impressive was the albatross Scott carded when he holed out on his second shot from [...]
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November 10, 2011  |  Discuss

Here’s What A Basketball Court On The Deck Of An Aircraft Carrier Looks Like

Cool. I bet they had “Highway to the Danger Zone” just cranked when the entire time workers were installing the court on the deck of the USS Carl Vinson (a name, which for some reason, makes me think of Jerry Seinfeld’s alias Kel Varnsen) for the 2011 Quicken Loans Carrier Classic game between the Michigan [...]
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November 10, 2011  |  Discuss

(Video) Here’s A Spectacular One-Handed TD Catch By A High School Wide Receiver

Connor Falaguerra, a wide receiver for Milford (Conn.) Jonathan Law High secured the only touchdown scored for his team in a 46-7 pasting laid upon his squad courtesy of New Haven (Conn.) Hillhouse High. Now that, my friends, is how one should go about making a one-handed touchdown catch. This one had style points, kids. [...]
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November 10, 2011  |  Discuss

(Photo) Another Day, Another Amusing Photo Of A Female Weightlifter

To be completely upfront, I don’t know much about Armenian weightlifter Meline Daluzyan, but I can assure you of one thing: she scares the ever-living crap out of me. And, if given the opportunity, she would quite capably beat the snot out of me. Yikes. (Regarding the title of the post, see here) [via]
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November 10, 2011  |  Discuss
STREET BALLIN'

Carmelo, Amar'e know the way to Sesame Street

Yep, that is the two New York Knicks teammates hanging out with Grover, learning more about the word “compare.” Good stuff. Carmelo really seems to be enjoying the experience, while Amar’e appears keenly focused on the task at hand. Little known fact: in reality, when’s he’s not sticking to a bit, that Grover sure can [...]
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November 10, 2011  |  Discuss

(Photo) Wes Welker Plans Party, Specifically Requests ‘Little People’ For Wait Staff

It’s amusing, you see, because the New England Patriots wide receiver is on the shorter side himself, coming in at a spry 5’9″. Can somebody say, “Napoleon Complex”? No really, can somebody say it for me? I haven’t been able to properly enunciate “x’s” since the “incident.” I’ll leave it at that. Apparently, the little [...]
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November 10, 2011  |  Discuss

Michael Jackson Makes Appearance In Taiwanese Animation Treatment Of Joe Paterno’s Firing

Wow. Via NMA World Edition: Famed Penn State University football coach Joe Paterno has been fired as a shocking abuse scandal tears through the campus. The pressure was on Paterno since the arrest of Athletic Director Tim Curley and another administrator, Gary Schultz. They are charged with lying to a grand jury and failing to [...]
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November 10, 2011  |  Discuss

Wake N’ Blog: British Posal Employee Caught Hoarding 30,000 Pieces Of Mail

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Send tips, link submissions, etc. to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com. • One question: was it 30,00 Victoria’s Secret catalogs? /Seinfeld reference [msnbc] • Terrible story: Nationals catcher Wilson Ramos reportedly has been kidnapped in Venezuela. [Big League Stew] • If you haven’t seen it, check out this [...]
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November 10, 2011  |  Discuss

(Video) ‘Andy Richter’s Sports Blast’ A Lot Like SportsCenter, Only Intentionally Stupid

Ha. Sassafras: it kicks ass. That’s good stuff. Few things are more amusing than fall foliage-related humor. Especially when it’s a-corny as this bit from Conan where Andy eschews the NBA due to the lockout and focuses on his Top 5 trees for fall foliage. And man, I wish I had a Wall of Footballs. [...]
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November 09, 2011  |  Discuss

Jay Cutler Exhibiting Signs Of A Sense Of Humor? Unpossible!

Consider my mind blowed. According to a report from the Chicago Tribune, the Bears quarterback’s icy facade briefly melted but for a moment and he actually cracked a smile during his weekly media session at Halas Hall on Wednesday. The reason? Talk of his supposed sweet buttocks region. You may recall I briefly touched upon [...]
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November 09, 2011  |  Discuss

This ‘Brock Lesnar-Meets-Duck Hunt’ Video Mashup Is Certifiably Quacky

I am probably aging myself a bit here, but I remember the Christmas morning when I opened up my Nintendo Entertainment System. And if you had the complete NES package, as I did, you not only got the console, you also were supplied with the R.O.B. the Robot (which I loved — I mean, Gyromite? [...]
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November 09, 2011  |  Discuss

(Photos) Twins OF Ben Revere Might Be A Bad Golfer, But His Outfit Is Worse

What the holy heck? Sure, Minnesota Twins outfielder Ben Revere may delight us with his slick fielding skills, as evidenced on more than one occasion during last season, and the feats of athleticism he displayed out in the field don’t even take into account his hilarious somersaulting triple, either. But even with those impressive skills [...]
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November 09, 2011  |  Discuss

The Nashville Predators Enjoy Listening To Lionel Richie ‘All Night Long (All Night, All Night)’

As a guy getting up there in years by way of being in my 30s, not to mention my musical tastes leaning toward the eclectic side (no, not the electric slide, the eclectic side — that’s another story altogether), I will freely admit that not only to I own a few Lionel Richie albums, but [...]
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November 09, 2011  |  Discuss

What Does This Video Of LeBron And Durant Working Out Have To Do With Penn State?

To answer the question posed in the above title quickly and clearly: absolutely nothing. Nothing at all. I know it might come as a surprise to many of you, but the Sportress of Blogitude is geared more to be something of a sports humor sight — I know, shocking — and as alluded to and [...]
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November 09, 2011  |  Discuss

Wake N’ Blog: Search Of Acapulco Prison Nets Peacocks, Pot, Prostitutes

Wake N’ Blog is the Sportress of Blogitude’s morning link dump. Send tips, link submissions, etc. to weedagainstspeed@gmail.com. • An unbelievable amount of contraband was discovered a surprise search of an Acapulco prison. The booty: two peacocks, 100 fighting *****, 19 prostitutes and two sacks filled with marijuana, televisions, several bottles of alcohol and knives. [...]
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November 09, 2011  |  Discuss

(Photo) No Underwear Was Soiled During This Woman’s Weightlifting Attempt

At least I am inclined to assume no underwear was soiled during what appears to be a very strenuous attempt at weightlifting. And it’s not like I am looking for confirmation one way or the other. Let’s just go with the theory that no underwear soiled, nor was there any evidence of a rectal prolapse [...]
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November 08, 2011  |  Discuss

(Video) ‘The ***** of Akron’ Author Tries To Deliver Copy Personally To LeBron James

In the above video, Scott Raab, Esquire writer, Clevelander, and most importantly, the author of the soon-to-be-released book, a scathing commentary on LeBron James entitled, The ***** of Akron, attempts to personally hand-deliver a copy of the book to LeBron James himself. And not even simply a copy, but a signed copy. Yeah, I’m sure [...]
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November 08, 2011  |  Discuss

In Case You Were Wondering, Kristin Cavallari Thinks Jay Cutler Has A Nice Butt

Good to know. Good to know. I am sure Miss Cavallari’s on-again, off-again beau is quite flattered by the very public compliment. To quote one of the great characters in the history of cinema, Lloyd Christmas: “Yeah, he must work out.” [via]
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November 08, 2011  |  Discuss
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