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3-year-old Grace Trautner had a better NFL Scouting Combine than most players

Granted Andrew Luck and Robert Griffin III had impressive showings at this year’s NFL Scouting Combine, but for my money the best performance in a combine-related capacity was put forth by the adorable Grace Trautner, a 3-year-old bundle of juice box driven energy from Wisconsin.  This video her dad made of little Grace imitating the players at the combine is just terrific. She’s...
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March 01, 2012  |  Discuss
HAND OF GOD

Video: Massive wind causes crazy own goal

Lucky for him he wasn’t peeing at the same time, because that would have really been embarrassing. Maccabi Haifa goalie Assaf Mendes probably didn’t think his goal kick would come back to haunt him this way in a friendly against Dynamo Kiev on Wednesday. But it did, causing this fluky own goal caused by some ridiculously crazy high winds. Mendes learned the...
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March 01, 2012  |  Discuss

Tim Tebow and Taylor Swift on a date may be the most whitest thing ever

According to a report in the NY Post, Denver Broncos QB Tim Tebow went out on a date with pop star Taylor Swift after the pair were spotted out for dinner at  Toscanova Italian restaurant in Century City.  The coupling, if it goes beyond a casual date into a full-fledged romance, would be a match made in wholesome, white teeth and flawless skin heaven.  Separate they are cute...
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March 01, 2012  |  Discuss
URINE TROUBLE

Video: Daytona drivers race to porta potty

You probably missed this race-within-a-race during Monday night’s Daytona 500, what with the giant fireball caused by Juan Pablo Montoya rear-ending a jet dryer full of fuel. But with the race on hold for two hours while workers cleaned up the Montoya mess, leave it to Brad Keselowski and Dale Earnhardt Jr. to both realize they had to visit the little driver’s room at the same...
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February 29, 2012  |  Discuss

VIDEO: Here’s Kate Upton hocking hamburgers…or hat racks…or something

Crap, now I’m hungry AND horny. Based on this ad for Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s and their new Southwest Patty Melt, Kate Upton should be in every commercial from now on. Except when she’s old and withered and not attractive anymore. Until then, get it done ad execs.
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February 28, 2012  |  Discuss
OOOOH, NAVY SEALS!

Tiger nearly quit golf to be a SEAL?

Tiger's former coach, Hank Haney, alleges in his new book that Woods almost walked away from the game he loved for a chance at military life. 

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February 28, 2012  |  Discuss

Who knew the Yankees take their team photos in the bathroom?

Nothing quite says Yankees baseball like a bouquet of stale pee, urine cakes, and the stench of A-Rod’s cheap cologne. I’m guessing the Yanks have their players pose for the team photos in the john because of it’s the only gray background wall available in their facilities with the proper lighting for the highest quality pictures. Seems kind of chintzy for the team with 27...
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February 28, 2012  |  Discuss

VIDEO: Snooker player pulls off luckiest unintentional trick shot you will ever see

Nearly three years into the existence of this site and we finally have our first snooker post.  Seems about right to me. The 2012 World Open of snooker is currently underway in Haikou, China, a fact I’m sure most of you probably didn’t know.  During a match between Thailand’s Thanawat Thirapongpaiboon and England’s Robert Milkins, Thirapongpaiboon executed what is arguably...
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February 28, 2012  |  Discuss

Pete Weber celebrates like a bowling madman after winning the PBA US Open

What has two thumbs and gets way too excited about winning at bowling? Pete Weber. Weber won the PBA US Open in New Jersey this past Sunday, and his victory for the ages is trumped only by his celebration for all eternity.  The legendary bowler goes nuts after winning by one pin on a final ball strike, fist-pumping and saying nonsensical things like “Who do you think you are...
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February 27, 2012  |  Discuss

Daytona 500 under delay after Juan Pablo Montoya rams jet dryer causing massive explosion

Crash.  Fireball.  Boom. If the wreck on the second lap of the Daytona 500 involving Jimmie Johnson, Danica Patrick and Trevor Bayne wasn’t spectacular enough for you, then surely the giant fireball that erupted on lap 160 after Juan Pablo Montoya ran his car into a jet dryer used to blow debris off the track was enough to satisfy your lust for vehicular carnage. Montoya was...
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February 27, 2012  |  Discuss

VIDEO: Vick Ballard’s first attempt at the 40-yard dash doesn’t go very well

And by doesn’t go very well, we mean Ballard goes down in a heap at about the 10-yard mark, as well as crashing into a tripod, while the eyes of a ton of NFL coaches and scouts were focused squarely on the Mississippi State running back.  On the bright side, at least he stood out as the only guy to fall during his 40-year dash.  That’s gotta account for something, right? Personally...
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February 27, 2012  |  Discuss

Cristiano Ronaldo reminds us he’s good at soccer with this unbelievable backheel goal

Did I mention that it was a no-look backheel goal?  Probably should have because that makes Ronaldo’s effort that much more impressive. In all the time spent bashing his good looks, petulant attitude, and unquestionably douchebag behavior, we often forget that Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the best soccer players in the entire world.  Then he goes and does something like this to...
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February 26, 2012  |  Discuss

Randy Moss shows us all that he is one with the dolphins

That may very well be the most adorable creature I’ve ever seen.  And the dolphin doesn’t look too bad either. Randy Moss posted this terrific picture of him frolicking with Flipper here on his Twitter account a while back, but it really is too delicious not to share.  I’m not sure why Moss is hanging out with a dolphin though, unless it’s to show potential suitors his...
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February 26, 2012  |  Discuss
INCREDIBLE FINISH

D-II team hits buzzer-beater with 0.6 secs left

On Friday night Division II conference rivals Cal Poly Pomona and Cal State Dominguez Hills met in the final game of the regular season, with playoff seeding on the line.  As you can tell from the picture the final score was 60-58 in double OT for Cal Poly, but how the two teams ended up there is simply amazing. Down 57-55, Cal State’s Robert Willhite dropped a three-pointer...
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February 25, 2012  |  Discuss

Buck Showalter signing balls for the Amish is the best pic of spring training so far

‘Tis a fine middle infield you have there English, but ’tis your bullpen that needs fixing. Who knew the Amish were fans of the Baltimore Orioles?  I mean, it’s not like they can watch their games on TV or listen to them on the radio, which is probably not the worst thing in the world considering how awful the Orioles have been the last few years.  I wonder if these three...
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February 25, 2012  |  Discuss

The Timberwolves singing ‘N Sync’s “Tearing Up My Heart” is hard on the ears

I used the term singing in the loosest sense of the word here, because what the Minnesota Timberwolves were doing was not so much singing as it was off-key screeching not unlike you would hear feral cats making when they are in heat.  Still, they give it a pretty decent effort, and from the looks of it, the whole exercise was a great moment in team bonding. I’ve watched this video...
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February 23, 2012  |  Discuss

VIDEO: Norris Cole follows up nice steal and dunk with an awkward faceplant

Stick the landing…stick the landing! The Knicks traveled to South Beach to take on the red hot Miami Heat in Thursday night NBA action. Miami rolled to their 8th straight win, keeping wunderkind Jeremy Lin and crew in check to top New York 102-88.  Rookie Norris Cole came off the bench to contribute 10 points in the victory, including the steal-dunk-faceplant you witnessed above...
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February 23, 2012  |  Discuss

Redskins safety Laron Landry is now the size of a compact automobile

Laron, put the dumbell down and the creatine in the cupboard and just walk away. Redskins safety Laron Landry looks freakishly huge in this pic, doesn’t he?  Very unnatural looking, not only for an NFL safety, but for a human being in general. At least he’s not all greasy and vascular and disgusting like those professional bodybuilders.  He’s really asking a lot of that...
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February 23, 2012  |  Discuss

LeBron broke out this questionable dance during game against Sacramento

With the Heat up late in the fourth quarter of Tuesday night’s game against the Sacramento Kings, Udonis Haslem had a nice put back slam on a Mike Miller missed three, which got the Miami bench all riled up, the most notable of which was LeBron James, who used the occasion to break out some of the weirdest dance moves ever showcased on a basketball floor. I’m pretty sure he did...
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February 22, 2012  |  Discuss

Hornets forward Solomon Jones’ huge back tattoo is a fleshy map of Florida

So, to get to Disney World I take a right at the bottom of Jones’ right scapula and head due south?  New Orleans forward-center Solomon Jones hails from Florida, a fact you can find on his NBA player profile, or, if you’re too lazy or dumb to do that, you can just take a gander at this ginormous tattoo of the Sunshine state found on Jones’ backside. It’s a safe bet Florida...
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February 22, 2012  |  Discuss

Mikhail Prokhorov is the best rapping Russian owner in the NBA apparently

So far as I know he’s the only, but that still makes him the best. I think we can safely say that after watching Nets majority owner Mikhail Prokhorov try his hand at rapping, or something approximating rap, it’s no big surprise that the Russian rap scene never really took off.  I don’t know what is more evident while he’s dropping his rhymes—his whiteness or his Russian...
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February 22, 2012  |  Discuss

I don’t know whether to cuddle this Don Zimmer “Zim Bear” or kill it with fire

The Tampa Bay Rays plan on giving away this half-Don Zimmer, half-teddy bear monstrosity, known affectionately as “Zim Bear,” during the upcoming major league season.  If for some reason you wish to scar your children for life, or are looking for that special gift for your family dog to gnaw on, then make sure you find your way to Tropicana Field for the June 29 game against...
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February 22, 2012  |  Discuss

The coming together of NASCAR and Kenny Powers is magic in the making

My only question is, why did it take so long for these two to come together? Sure it’s not the Sprint Cup series, but at least it’s something. Come Saturday, when the No. 50 car driven by T.J. Bell hits the track at the DRIVE4COPD 300 race at Daytona International Speedway, fans will see the mulleted image of Kenny Powers, the titular character from HBO’s Eastbound and...
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February 21, 2012  |  Discuss

MMA fighter loses bout after knocking himself out with attempted flying kick

This had all the makings of an epic knockout, which in a way it was I guess, with the only caveat being that the guy performing the knockout flying kick was also the guy who got knocked out.  Yes, the rarely seen flying switch-kick self knockout in all it’s beautiful glory. The odd MMA fail took place this past Saturday in a bout between Jeremie Capony and Dan Lariviere during...
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February 21, 2012  |  Discuss

Kid pleading for LeBron to compete in the dunk contest is going to be sorely disappointed

This here is Sollomon Gessesse (@5ollyMon45 on the Twitter), and for being such a young man, he’s taken on the enormous responsibility of being the voice for thousands of NBA fans when he took to YouTube to plead with LeBron James to compete in this year’s dunk contest during All-Star weekend.  He’s passionate, articulate, and makes some very solid points, the least of which...
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February 21, 2012  |  Discuss
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