Originally posted on Larry Brown Sports  |  Last updated 11/1/12

As far as couples costumes are concerned, Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker have taken home the gold medal for Halloween 2012. The tennis star and his swimsuit model wife went out on Wednesday night dressed as John and Lorena Bobbitt. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the story of the Bobbitts, you can read their very graphic history here. Long story short, the couple arrived home one night back in the early 1990s and were both allegedly intoxicated after a night of partying together. Lorena claims John raped her, so she got out of bed, went to get a kitchen knife and proceeded to cut off his — well, you know. She then left the apartment with it and tossed it out of her car window. Lorena realized how serious what she had done was, so she called 911 and the penis was located after a search and later surgically reattached. John was acquitted of spousal rape charges and Lorena was found not guilty due to insanity causing an irresistible impulse. So now that you get Brooklyn’s and Andy’s costumes, you have to agree that they won Halloween as a couple. Bryce Harper may have taken the solo honors for this creepy costume, but dressing as the Bobbitts takes some serious guts. H/T SI Hot Clicks

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